Jankle

The rate of change of the position of an object with relation to time. On a Jank versus time graph, Jankle versus time would be a graph of the original function's derivative. Units are distance/change in time.

Did you see how fast that car was going? Had to be like 200 Jankle.

by PlancksConstant February 6, 2025

jinglepouch

A jinglepouch is a adult slang term for the scrotum and testes.

"Amanda was so into Rob's jinglepouch!"

by supersonkboi:D January 20, 2026

Jungle Fucker

Used as a derogatory term against braindead individuals who lack the ability to aim a firearm and prohibit their team from progressing the objective.

"Which ever one of you jungle fuckers is blocking my aim I need you to get the fuck out of my way you stupid bitch"

by AliMoh January 21, 2026

Jingle Hoe

jingle hoe (noun)
A low-class hoe whose income audibly announces itself. Paid in coins, not cash. Measures success by the weight of her change purse and spends quality time counting rolls of coins while pretending it’s a bag.

She flexes like she’s paid, but that hoe counts coins, not paper. Jingle hoe

by Lexicon Shawty January 22, 2026

Jongler

They/them
Our beautiful wonderful nonbinary monarch from hit game deltarune

Aka. Tall Mike, Cowboy Mike, Big Mike, Zapper Mike, Nonbinary Mike

Guy 1: Hey how's your day going
Me: I need to get stuffed by Jongler
Guy 1:

Me:
Me: who said that 😰😰😰😰

by DiscoThey February 3, 2026

Jungle Kitty

When it's been a long time since she's shaved her kitty, but you still want to go exploring.

Similar to a Jungle Hog

I love my women with a Jungle Kitty.

by Jungle Hog February 15, 2026

Jungle Hog

When a man hasn't shaved his hog in a while, but still wants to use his jungle spear.

Similar to a Jungle Kitty

Man, I was so down bad I used my Jungle Hog on a turkey sandwich.

by Jungle Hog February 15, 2026