A ridiculously long term of unbelievable, against all odds, bizarre barrage of unfortunate and unforeseen incidents, actions and behaviours that boggle the normal mind.
Those with Jones Luck are often accused of the gift of story telling but the afflicted know the struggles of Jonesian Action vs. Regular individual luck outcome measurements. (Murphys were not included in final outcomes as they have their own law that defines them)
Those with Jones Luck are often accused of the gift of story telling but the afflicted know the struggles of Jonesian Action vs. Regular individual luck outcome measurements. (Murphys were not included in final outcomes as they have their own law that defines them)
Logic: “It is scientifically unheard of that a child would get hit in the face with a ball every school year”
Jones luck: kid gets hit in face/head every year of school in ways that no one could have guessed or conjured. Almost humorous in nature after a while.
Jones luck: kid gets hit in face/head every year of school in ways that no one could have guessed or conjured. Almost humorous in nature after a while.
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by Urboidaboi November 16, 2021
Typicallyloves dick in his mouth especially strap on and he loves to fuck boys and girls typically a boy who likes girls with basic names like Demi leah and Izzy
by John Alterwick June 07, 2019
a spinster! she’s so cool! everyone wants to be her friend, she has and won’t have a boyfriend for a while, but when she does, she’ll deserve him! he’ll be soo lucky!
by cpsister13 June 06, 2019
Paxton Jones the best boyfriend to ever exist. But he will never understand how much his girlfriend loves him and in fact she loves him more and she always will!
by Anna-Maria Drew October 22, 2019
a pro skateboarder for supreme, adidas, and fucking awesome. he was skater of the year back in 2018. his family owns a jamaican restaurant in the bronx. his cousin on the other hand, is a rich guy that can afford to be a loser. he sips lean and pops pills all day and thinks hes a gangster. he sends people to get pills for him or else theyre not his friend. he is also tryna sell you something. he is also tryna set people up. i dont think TJ really likes him. be like TJ. not like his loser cousin that makes shitty soundcloud rap
by The Big Apple on Yik Yak November 22, 2021
That fucker bet me a 100 bucks that I couldn't eat an XL pizza in one sitting. And when I did, he wouldn't pay up. A complete Jones Bet.
by Gladhe8r December 12, 2023