Jelly Jar

(Noun) The act of catching a know-it-all in the trap of pretending that they know what they are talking about.

I asked him to explain what a "flibberwidget" was, and he proceeded to explain it like he knew exactly what a flibberwidget was. I caught him in a Jelly Jar.

by meestamoosta April 30, 2021

Jelly Swayin

When that jelly gets so groovy it's swayin.

Did you see that big girl at the club??
She was jelly SWAYIN!

by P Dwag Daddie September 2, 2013

I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by imabroomstick September 24, 2025

Jelly Sneeze

When you have a mouth full of jelly and you suddenly have to sneeze and the jelly travels up to your nose and when you sneeze it sprays out alongside the usual mess.

Andrew was enjoying a bowl full of strawberry jelly when suddenly the urge to sneeze hit him, he tried to quickly swallow the jelly but he was to late the jelly flew out and hit the person sitting opposite him, she screamed in disgust and everyone else cried out in laughter, " HaHa Jelly sneeze"

by TheJellyMan April 17, 2013

Jelly

Jealous hating person

Oh look at her she's so jelly

by Jfizzle429 March 8, 2017

jelly donut

A Japanese Sushi called 'Onigiri'. The reason why onigiri is named Jelly Donut, is because of Brock from Pokemon, who originaly thought a onigiri was a Jelly Donut.

Yes. Yes. Just Yes.

Pokemon.
Brock: ITS A JELLY DONUT!
Ash: Brock, that's a onigiri.

by Sylimus0 March 18, 2016

sleepy time jelly

When you jerk off onto your pillow and got to sleep without wiping it up

Dude, I was watching porn and fell asleep. I woke up 10 minutes later and realized I was rolling in my sleepy time jelly

by GoEatShortsOffBartsbutt August 10, 2017