Soft as a jelly donut

Its used to illustrate how utterly soft and ineffectual someone is. It's usually used as an insult.
Christian Laettner acted like he was the second coming of Wilt Chamberlain, but in actuality he was as soft as a jelly donut.
by JoeyPencils January 08, 2024
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Slam Jelly

Like a slam jam, but for british people.
Mmm Quite. Come on and Slam, and welcome to the Jelly.

Yes what a slam jelly

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by Big_Nibba December 14, 2017
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X-Y jelly

Pre-cum that oozes from a guy's love-pipe and helps to lubricate the genitals during intercourse. Y-Y jelly is the slippery stuff that a lady exudes from her love-tunnel.
X-Y jelly and Y-Y jelly can indeed make a nice combination during sex, but often you will need a little K-Y jelly for a truly pleasant and pain/friction-free lovemaking experience.
by QuacksO December 30, 2018
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jellyfish jelly

might taste like asparagus boiled in Pepto-Bismol
i want jellyfish jelly
by slick708 May 19, 2024
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