Jizzed Up

You are full of loot in escape from tarkov

Bro I'm jizzed up right now

by Dick Sucking the 3rd June 11, 2023

Jizz lids

Seductive or sensual face or eyes, aka bedroom eyes

She’s so sexy, just look at those jizz lids

by Bobahotep September 6, 2019

jizz conga line

jizz conga line is when someone is analy fucking your ass and finishes inside, then the person recieving busts a nut, thus the jizz goes from person to person. this method can also be combined with an anal train.

bro i walked into the toilets and there was 3 dudes doing a jizz conga line

by damo dazza March 4, 2024

Pocket Jizz

A tactic employed by Law Enforcement Officers in which the arresting officer/s ejaculate into the pockets of the suspect

Just as I was bringing her in I had to give her some of that pocket jizz

by Atlantican7 March 30, 2022

Jizz whacked

When something is so messed up; or something is so cool.

“Bro you fucked my girlfriend? that’s so jizz whacked”

“Noooo way dude you got a ferrari? that’s so jizz whacked!!”

by wageth July 6, 2019

Jizz infection

Something gurus deal with all the time if they are in any sort of tensioned and it makes them not interested in having another remainder until they fix their vagina infection after contaminated with semen.

Not another jizz infection. Not gonna sleep with another man forever!

by Golove November 6, 2019

Zil Thod a.k.a. Jizz Chode

The bestest friend in the whole wide world. This is a person who will be there for you no matter what. She is a person that you would end up in jail with, but it would be so worth it. This kind of person isn't the best speller, but she tries hard and that's good. She laughs at all you're terrible jokes and you can tell each other anything. I love yoouuuu lizard breath!!!!!!

That girl is such a Zil Thod a.k.a. Jizz Chode and it's awesome

by Ttirbykins September 30, 2011