by Jesse Shaw aka crawdad aka j-shaw January 17, 2008
After winning the lottery, I was sporting more wood than a lumberyard.
by weave January 09, 2004
A country person with a fucked up grill/ teeth who can't find sex anywhere else but with his/her cousin and they make a bad habit of it to the point sometimes of having kids together.
Guy1- Man Ricky's parents look just alike.
Guy2- Thats because they are cousins.
Guy1- So he has that webbed foot because they are a couple of Back wood gapped tooth cousin fuckers
Guy2- Thats because they are cousins.
Guy1- So he has that webbed foot because they are a couple of Back wood gapped tooth cousin fuckers
by Leoheart December 10, 2010
An idiom or a figure of speech that conceals where you are truly going and what you are really going to do. In all honesty, you are sending the message that you are heading for the toilet to lay waste in. This phrase is derived from a much similar phrase, does a bear crap in the woods?, which is a question that is posed after someone states the obvious.
See Going to see a man about a dog and Going to see a man about a horse for similar phrases.
See Going to see a man about a dog and Going to see a man about a horse for similar phrases.
by AngelMekk April 13, 2019
by Sowadi October 03, 2008
Get the ni shi woode peng yang mug.
used when a person provokes others but can't bear when they react, the teaser doesn't like and try to escape
John : You're so stupid Don
Don: I'm not as stupid as your sister
John : don't talk about my sister
Don: If you can't bear the fire, don't place the wood.
Don: I'm not as stupid as your sister
John : don't talk about my sister
Don: If you can't bear the fire, don't place the wood.
by dulce br June 24, 2009