Phillipino Palm Tree

When you have sex with a male who has such a horrible herpes outbreak, his penis is rough and bumpy like a palm tree

Jake gave me my first Phillipino palm tree and I'll be using ointment for a month!

by tyrel1 November 4, 2010

Couple two tree

Used across the entire midwest and parts of the northeast, it's a way for someone to say "a few" but add more ambiguity so as not to be held accountable for any specific amount. The "tree" indicates an alternate pronunciation for the word "three" thanks to language influences from the Italians, Irish, and Germans in the United States.

I had a couple two tree beers at the bar no big deal.

by HunterQT December 20, 2021

Mangina tree

Begins with a man arranging his genitals into a mangina. He then adopts a squat position, and slowly rises while sprouting branches with his arms. Often performed in time with slow, sensual music with all his mates taking humiliating photos to be posted on facebook/youtube.
Acknowledged as the punishment for losing by a ten goal margin in Pro Evolution Soccer.
Is sometimes refered to a 'Mangina seed', because the intention is to appear as a seed, sprouting into a Mangina Tree.

'Are we playing mangina rules?'
'Yes'
A 10-0 trashing later...
'MANGINA TREE!!!'

by Bogsyogsy January 11, 2009

happy tree friend

1. your friend that lives in the trees. that's also happy. aka a hippy
2. the custest of cute woodland creatures...that mangulate each other with chainsaws and the like.

1. get outta that goddamn tree you hippy!
2. la la la la la la la la la la! la la la la la la la la! stumpy i love you!

by milo May 14, 2004

Palm Tree Pounder

Remember when Dorothy was in the wizard of oz and got knocked out before the tornado?

….

YOU’VE BEEN HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A BALLSACK.

You’re on a bunk bed, you have a pony tail sitting perfectly on the crown of your head, you have the two last rationed pieces of toilet paper and you’re are waving them in the wind like a palm tree in the wind,

We are licking them,

….THEN the hurricane …

BOOBNADO

you’re swirling in the hurricane, dorothys here, (TOTO too)

The HAIRY BALLSACK DROPS IN

….TEA BAG ….in the face!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!RUN FOR COVER!!!!!!!

THEN

Porky the porch pounding monster’s grundle is out and SWINGIN’ (played by Chris Pratt)

You have an euphoric experience….

.:..You’re in the world of balls. ..:…

Finally,

you land, under a palm tree.

You fall in love with Porky.

The two lived happily ever after pounding under the palm trees.

The End

You’ve been sincerely pounded by the

Palm tree

Naughty Porky
Bad Girl

AMEN.

I was hit by a Palm Tree Pounder last night

by KushVeeVee August 15, 2021

alabama tree frog

A sex position where a male dwarf climbs a larger female's body until he stops to jump on her. He jumps until she screams in pain, and then after this the dwarf croaks like a frog.

Dude, Evan was an Alabama Tree frog last night. He told me all about it.

by yeet_god April 19, 2018

peach tree dish

According to world renowned nuclear physicist and congresswoman from the great state of Georgia, the peach tree dish is the preferred growth medium of Bill Gates when growing fake meat that allegedly gives US citizens a zap in their body when eating a real cheeseburger to again eat the fake Bill Gates burger. The theory of how develops the desire to eat Bill Gates' fake meat in the first place, has yet to fall from an orifice of MTG.

See also: gazpacho police

The brain of Marjorie Taylor Green must be located in a peach tree dish somewhere because there's no chance it is in her head.

by ThumbsUpSisterFucker June 8, 2022