The Human Spittoon

Step 1. Put a dip in your lip
Step 2. Open up your partner's asshole to create a large gap liquid is able to fall into
Step 3.Spit dip spit into your partner' anus
Step 4. After the anus is full, partner will push out the spit back into your mouth
Step 5. Toss the dip out in the anus after 30 minutes and all dip spit is shit out of the partner mentioned asshole
Step 6: Repeat

Chris LeDoux gave me a good ole' fashioned "The Human Spittoon" last night, it was dank because he used Copenhagen. So my ass gave me a super good buzz.

by Hey Dads, it's jewish in here March 16, 2017

Humanity

The thing that created capitalism, anti-aging lotion and Collen Ballinger.

Person 1: I can't believe humanity has come to this.
Cat: Dude I am literally a cat

by wb0192837465 July 20, 2023

Human Puppet

When you insert you whole arm (shoulder deep) into the anus or vagina

Carl: Want to do human puppet?
Jess: Yeah sure

by lololwords12 September 29, 2014

Human-Day

After Fur-Day, on December 21st is ‘Human-Day’, where all humans asked to do stuff by furries on Fur-Day get to retaliate by beating up the furries that told them to do the furry stuff.

John: “Hey you, Furry!”
Furry: “Did you enjoy Fur-Day?”
John: Fool! It’s Human-Day now!
(fighting noises)

by Experimental Waters December 19, 2020

Human

A species of sentient and intelligent carbon based lifeforms which evolved from a certain species of chimpanzee-like animals from a very, very long time ago. Humans (or homosapiens) have started from the caves doing nothing but following instincts and surviving, to basically becoming the main dominant lifeform on this planet we call Earth. The human race have achieved many great things and are very social, but face many issues such as pollution, conflict and war between the different sub-species of humans (ethnics) and other issues that may cause a major breakdown in the races’ economy, society and survival. Basically humans are just animals with great achievements, but with issues from human origins that if not taken seriously and if we dont cooperate, we all die. The war that may or may not be happening right now will mean nothing if there is nothing to protect in the future because of the humans’ ignorant behavior. We as a species are failing and have come to a point of no return. We must work together and forget our differences to rebuild our society into a world where we all fit together. Only then we can move to the next stage of the purpose of this species existence

“Humans are just creatures who will fight for their place in existence while destroying themselves”

by Just a human on this planet October 4, 2017

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

Human bop it

When you bop it twist it pull it and they cry it is a penis

Hey bro wanna play human bop it

by Clifford the big red asshole January 7, 2022