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Ham

This is when your pussy stink but it ain’t fishy
Wow my pussy stink of ham
by JapaneseElderlyMan June 21, 2019
mugGet the Hammug.

green eggs and ham

a moldy stank ass cunt that dont know when to shut up
gawd jenni is such a GREEN EGGS AND HAM she needs to shut the fuck up!
by huehuehuesuck February 6, 2017
mugGet the green eggs and hammug.

HAM

A cornball
A lame
Somebody who falls for anything
A goofy
It could also mean getting played
A dweeb
say you tryna talk to a girl and she play you or tryna act like you ain't you,, then if I was right there I would be like damn bro she just hammed you or you can be like damn I just hammed It could also mean you finessed somebody Soon as he send the money ima ham his ass in other words he not getting shit
by mr.chosen May 9, 2025
mugGet the HAMmug.

Hams

Hams: the Arabic name for 'whisper'. The name might as well be the synonym for sarcasm. Hams is a girl with potential. highly observant and doesn't like most people. A Strong independent woman, who is usually model material and has an eye for fashion. Coffee addict. Just don't talk to her in the morning, whisper to her. Usually has an Immaculate taste in music and books and occasionally takes good photos. Don't Argue with someone who has this name, you will LOSE.
"Why is she moody this morning"

"Her name is Hams, you don't speak to her in the morning, her only language is coffee at this time"
by Maazzaleen November 23, 2021
mugGet the Hamsmug.
when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos
damn, my girl really gave me the

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last night!
by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023
mugGet the double tongue spreading cheeks roast beef sucking titty fucking ham flapping carpet munching labia vacuum seal 4000mug.

SPAM & HAM

When fingering the vagina of your Asian girlfriend in hopes of pulling out sticky rice for dinner.
I met up with an old girlfriend for a quickie and asked her if I can include a SPAM & HAM before completing appropriate intercourse activities.
by X7MCB January 25, 2025
mugGet the SPAM & HAMmug.

Ham

When someone gets their bare ass and forcefully puts it on someone’s face. Usually when sleeping
I’m gonna ham u if u fall asleep
by A toilet cleaner November 8, 2018
mugGet the Hammug.

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