Goblinky

A term used to call out someone being sub human.

Tommy is being such a Goblinky right now

by Goblinky July 14, 2024

goblin tinkerer

a shit that makes your weapons worse, also called little tgerd.

Guy 1: Oh shit!
Guy 2: what?
Guy 1: The goblin tinkerer made my legendary zenith broken!

by septuagint bambi July 17, 2024

Gooning

1. Regular masturbation
2. The act of delaying orgasm for minutes to hours at a time in order for it to be more long and powerful

1. Little Jimmy was caught gooning in class, over and over to Pornhub
2. Yeah, I just had a 1 and a half hour gooning session

by Ihavenolife_68421 July 26, 2024

Goblin Mode

Goblin mode refers to a state of being where someone embraces laziness, sloppiness, or self-indulgence without concern for social norms or expectations. It's about being unapologetically yourself, even if that means being a bit of a mess.

“I’m going full goblin mode this weekend—staying in pajamas, binge-watching shows, and eating junk food all day.”

by YkMatt August 21, 2024

Goobing

Fingering yourself while simultaneously watching someone on the phone and sending voice messages about goobing

dude that girl said she was goobing and sent a voice message

by gastootapplepout December 31, 2024

Gooning session

Gooning session is simply a session of Gooning. Gooning is like edging, where you get as close to ”the point of no return” as possible when masturbating.

Yo bro, I’m gonna go for a Gooning session in a bit. Would you be down to goon with me and then maybe we could fuck each other so hard that we won’t be able to walk after?

by HornyGirlHere January 7, 2025

Gooning Day

On January 13th, 2025 it is marked that it is Gooning Day and everyone shall goon once on this day per year.

"Yo bro it's Gooning Day, go goon!"

by psa1msss January 13, 2025