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Wet-Footed

When you walk into a bathroom to use the toilet and you step in someone's pee puddle.
"Dude, it was SO SICK!! I got wet-footed at the wedding last night!"
by enjoizzz March 15, 2009
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one foot on the bridge

Meaning that a person is so stressed out they're even considering jumping off a bridge.
For stressed out students or workers (mainly made for college students, especially around finals time).
Not meant to be taken seriously!!! IT IS A JOKE.
"Hey Roxanne, you okay? "
Roxanne: "Nah man, it's finals week. Between this and work, I've already got one foot on the bridge.."
by Bb용 January 12, 2017
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foot erection

The feeling when your foot becomes temporarily hard because you're a lazy prick who just sits in bed all day.
"Whenever I have a foot erection, it makes me hard to wiggle my toes."
by swag9000 January 29, 2023
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foot fascism

it's what empowers foot fetishists to hate and kill vorarephiles, inflation fans, scat/fart fans, and diaperfurs.
foot fascists will yell such derogatory terms as "voroid", which is the n-word for vorarephiles, "poppy", implying that inflation fans deserve to be popped up, "shithead" and "shitface", which is towards scat/fart fags, and "manchild", self-explanatory, as well as many other terms that offend the anti-feet people.
foot fascism also uses ⁑FFF⁑ as their insignia, which means "foot fascism forever!".
foot fascists also may, in semi-rare cases, support the KKK, Neo-Nazism, TND, the Aryan Race, and/or Moon Man.
foot fascism does not need a reason to hate what they hate, just because a god damned diaperfur shithead uses the internet, we hate them, because what they really are is scum.
MAKE A STAND, SAVE OUR LAND, JOIN FOOT FASCISM. ⁑FFF⁑
by Ku Klux Klonoa October 21, 2023
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Foot face

You foot face!

That’s a slur
by anonymous May 16, 2025
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Foot Ox

An incredible folk punk band from Portland, Oregon. The band consists of Teague Cullen and some of his family and friends. The band has been mostly inactive, but in extremely late 2021 they posted a song entitled Cornflake Eyes to YouTube, their first activity since around 2017. Pretty kickass with great songs, I definitely recommend it.
A: Dude, Foot Ox posted a new song on YouTube almost a year ago.
B: I thought that guy was dead.
A: So did I.
by s3r4ph1m October 3, 2022
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