Jared's Ears

Jared's Ears Is a genetical condition in which somebodies ears are literally ginormous. Some mistake a person with Jared's ears to be a bird or other flying specimen. Jared's ears is normally identified at birth because the ginormous ears are incredibly big at birth, and therefore make labor incredibly hard. Jared's ears only has one cure which is to cut the ears off, or trim them with a rotary sander.

Is that a bird dog, nah its a plane.

Shit. Nevermind, it's just a guy with Jared's ears

by Christophlak June 19, 2024

Jared's Ears

Most ticklish ginormous, and gargantious motherfuckers on this planet, in the solar system, in our galaxy, in our milkyway, and especially, on this side of the Mississippi. These existing figures that we call ears are the biggest most pergananant beings on the face of the same planet i breathe on

Man I got a real Jared's Ears on my balls

by Christophlak March 31, 2024

Big Ears

The nickname of a friend who has ears big enough to fly him from Boston to New York

Friend: "Hey look, its Kyle Chase!!"
Another Friend: "Yeah, more like Big Ears

by dickbook May 08, 2017

At first ear

it's when u hear something for the first time

At first ear, it sounded cool.

by kylerockwit June 06, 2024

At first ear

it's like when you hear something for the first time.

At first ear, it sounds way cooler than my old fridge.

by kylerockwit June 06, 2024

Musicy ear

Essentially it means hearing all the details in a piece of music.

Sounds and vibrations that others have a hard time hearing or even cannot hear at all,

allowing someone with this ear to enjoy and understand music on deeper level.

Musicy ear

by maddieha February 11, 2024

Louisiana Ear Plug

When you fuck a girl in her ear

“Did you do the Louisiana ear plug” “yea her ear was so tight”

by cngmythic December 16, 2023