ear stuff

When you stick your dick in an ear and nut so that its muffling their hearing.

Last nights ear stuff was so hot, you couldn't even hear me when i told you to make me a sandwich.

by Fuck u thats my name October 24, 2017

Ear Rape

Ear rape is defined as distorted or very loud sound clips or songs that pop out on youtube or flash videos, generally screamers, youtube poops, or montage parodies, even it is generally being included as jumpscare on screamers, it can be also intended to be annoying or ear damaging against his or her will; without his or her consent.

There's a jumpscare that will ear rape you at the end of the video.

by CheddarParmesan September 11, 2021

Ear Plunger

When a male sticks his penis into a females/males ear and proceeds to cum while humping/plunging the ear.

My boy be looking fine next to me so I gave him that ear plunger

by BigBoiBee May 3, 2017

Ear hole penetration

The act of spending a large amount of money of bacon flavored anal lube is smear in someone's ear and then FUCK THE SHIT out of there ear hole

Beckah: "sorry I can't go shopping with you ear head still hurts because me and my boyfriend Tyrone tried Ear hole penetration for the the first time last night"

by Mynameisjeff6942069 April 7, 2017

stoner ears

When you are stoned and you can hear people from far away.

Last night, I could here the people from the other end of the building with my stoner ears.

by StonedLife October 28, 2015

Feather Ears

Feather ears is when feathers start coming out of ears, the feathers cause ringing and pain in the ears. If left untreated the victim will become deaf and in extreme cases die. This happens when the victim knows they are in a bad relationship but still are in the relationship, the more they listen to their partner the more feathers will come out.

“Did you know? Dallas is deaf because his boyfriend was abusive.”
“He got feather ears from that.”

by BatTriekxx May 30, 2022

old ear distributes flower

derived from the cantonese saying lo5 yi5 fun1 fa1 (jyutping) which means a person is not hearing correctly, like someone old whose hearing has faded

My mum's so old ear distributes flower, I told her I had already eaten and she makes me lunch anyway.

by freakyfrozer January 25, 2012