Tiny Eyebrow Disease (TED)

The unfortunate fictional label associated with people that have naturally occurring, very small, tinier than usual eyebrows. (Does not apply to alternative people that purposefully shave them for reshaping and drawing.)

Me: Look at how much actual brow I have left…

You: I see, and you know what… even with your skinny eyebrows, you look great!

Me: Well hey, don’t worry. It’s on purpose! I don’t have Tiny Eyebrow Disease (TED) or something.

by defs4dayz November 21, 2025

Disease

Something that Barack Hussein Obama junior says every second of the day

Disease

by Guccipolo November 28, 2025

Bitcharonis Disease

State of when Bitchness comes out. Sensitive ass Nigga

You must have that Bitcharonis Disease because you acting sensitive.

by ionizedessentia December 10, 2025

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. December 21, 2025

Trad-Cow Disease

When a man who values all of the traditional values, but has poor self image or no ability to properly talk to the opposite sex, he will settle for a morbidly obese girl who LARPS as trad. This is mostly found in traditional religious circles, or amongst the cottage-core enthusiasts.

“Dude, what is John doing with her? Yeah she wears a floor length skirt but she’s just a veil whale!”

“He’s got trad-cow disease bro, he’s too far gone.”

by McGumboBabushka December 22, 2025

Shaky Bitch Disease

Someone who shakes or twitches a lot may have this disorder. Can be abbreviated to SBD

Dont lety friend hold that, they have Shaky Bitch Disease and might drop it!

by Hermy Melvy January 1, 2026