Ministry of Darkness

a bunch of homos that think they can drink when really there all good at only one event... they also think that it doesnt take skill to throw a small ball into a small cup from a long distance... silly noobs

The Ministry of Darkness not only fellatiatize each other on a daily basis but also would hypothetically mis-represent a hypothetical group of elite dinkers.

by The Service April 6, 2011

The Dark Treasure

when a cambodian is done mating with his/her african mate, they refer them as "the dark treasure".

Cambodian: "Oh yes my Dark Treasure".
The african mate is now referred to as "The Dark Treasure".

by SammyDaAsian November 30, 2010

journey to the dark star

verb. can be used in reference before or during the act of anal sex.

Me: How's it goin Chad?
Chad from Alltel: Great, Me.
Me: What's happening tonight?
Chad from Alltel: Gonna take this smokin' hot thing to Chili's and then on to the *low roaring voice* JOURNEY TO THE DARK STARRRR!

by Cholester December 6, 2010

Dark

(Noun) When used in the right context a dark can describe a mixture of a darsh and a nark. Darks generally don't have friends and are just annoying to be around.

Matt: Did you see that guy on the bike?
Chris: Ha yea, what a dark.

by scrubbyjones June 24, 2010

Dark Warrior of the Rectum

A turd, a poo nugget, essentially a small piece of feces.

Andy defeated the Dark Warrior of the Rectum by flushing the damn thing away.

by DumbWizard June 25, 2010

dark snack

a snack perticularly dark in color , usually chocolately.

damn im hungry I could really go for a dark snack with some milk

by J fresh , young D , joe July 11, 2010

dark-out

To impose your presence upon an area. To hang about in a conspicuous manner.

"Cha, I'm well bored man... lets go dark-out Tesco's car park"

by TommyJJ April 15, 2006