Christmas Tree

The sexual act of leaving whip Mark's on your partners skin that resemble the Garland of a Christmas Tree

Jill cam over last night and she let me make her a Christmas Tree.

by JackBlade999 December 5, 2020

Christmas yes sunny day no

Some random ass youtuber that quitted years ago

Josh: have you seen Christmas yes sunny day no?
Jimmy: used to

by BiggeCheese105 October 28, 2023

Christmas Eve Blowjob

The time honored tradition of performing fellatio on a loved one under a lit Christmas tree on Christmas Eve in honor of the spirit of giving and holiday stress relief.

Variant 1: Christmas Eve Facial: special version of the Christmas Eve Blowjob that ends with the giver being frosted like a sugar cookie.

Santa: "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a mouthful!"

Ladies everywhere: "I can't wait to get my mouthful with this Christmas Eve blowjob!"

by Oral Hershiser December 24, 2024

two christmas kid

when mommy and daddy don't love each other as much as they thought they did and they divorce then the kid gets 2 Christmases

jimmy:I heard that billy's parents are getting a divorce
timmy:so he's gonna be a two christmas kid

by raybeez February 12, 2022

A Twisted Christmas

The Amazing Christmas album by Twisted Sister released in 2006 which was the 6th studio album, consisting of, 'Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas', 'Oh Come all ye Faithful' (to the music of we're not gonna take it), 'Silver bells', 'Deck the halls', 'I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus', 'white Christmas', 'I'll be home for Christmas', 'let it snow, let it snow, let it snow', 'The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)', 'Heavy Metal Christmas (the twelve days of Christmas)', and 'We Wish You a Twisted Christmas'

Someone: "Whats your favorite Christmas album?"
Me: "Hmm I would have to say, 'A Twisted Christmas' by Twisted Sister

by Random guy making stupid words December 6, 2023

Shaking like a nun on Christmas

An act of shaking with extreme force or violence, similar to how a nun shakes her bootay on Christmas.

You should have seen my friend Wes at prom last night, he was Shaking like a nun on Christmas.

by Jewish welding, inc. June 3, 2018

Christmas Woman

Mrs. Claus basically
In lieu to the German interpretation of the word "Santa" (in this case it would be Mrs. Claus). Mostly used by people from Weener, Eastfrisia.

“Who is married to christmas man?”
“Christmas woman obviously.”

by ghistbek March 26, 2025