by the rizz god December 24, 2023
That one guy who likes to think he's spreading Christmas cheer but in reality he's trying too hard and failing in the mean time
by Ya.Boi November 04, 2017
On Christmas Eve you get together with another special someone. You then wake up on Christmas Day and something just ain’t right. Surprisingly you find out you have acquired the “ Christmas clap.”
Dayum Shaunita, you were with Kwantrell last night. I’m glad you made it for Christmas dinner. But don’t sit down at the dinner table with that Christmas clap.
by Dizzy Dycks December 26, 2023
"Hey baby, why don't you toss that tampon aside and decorate my Christmas tree."
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"
by Redwings15 December 12, 2015
A figure of speech meaning that you are being such a concealed person of the LGBTQIA+ Community (known as "closeted") that your metaphorically sitting on stuff at the back of the closet, AKA seasonal decor. (See also "you should be pretty fashionable with how long you've been in the closet")
"Everyone kept wondering why Alex never talked about their personal life, but we all knew they were so far in the closet they were sitting on Christmas."
by SudyCrumbz August 21, 2024
When you use a sawzall with a dildo head to insert into a vagina for pleasure at 3,000 strokes per minute.
by Ceilinyoass November 17, 2020
A holiday celebrated on the 23'rd of December, created by niche Internet microcelebrity Bumbles McFumbles. It was made from the absolute hatred towards The Polar Express on the Nintendo GameCube. Its mascot is Balan from Balan Wonderworld, and its traditional food item is doughnuts
Person 1: I can't believe it! It's Turbo Christmas! Time to play Balan Wonderworld and eat doughnuts!
Person 2: dude what the fuck are you talking about.
Person 2: dude what the fuck are you talking about.
by Luna253 December 30, 2023