Chinese Laundry Chute

The act of being sucked out of a plane without a parachute.

How'd he die?

Goddamn Chinese laundry chute.

Damn chinks.

by Pinkmin June 26, 2017

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by Adujasty343 June 11, 2025

Chinese ending

Censored endings of crime-related films and TV shows appearing in some Chinese VoD platforms, in which the protagonists are arrested and pleaded guilty, the law always win, everyone is happy.

Chinese ending for the film Fight Club:

"Through the clue provided by Tyler, the police rapidly figured out the whole plan and arrested all criminals, successfully preventing the bomb from exploding.

"After the trial, Tyler was sent to lunatic asylum receiving psychological treatment. He was discharged from the hospital in 2012."

by TomChaai January 31, 2022

Chinese Riverboat

When a man is penetrating that sweet poon poon, he fists the women right in the mothafucking ass and finds where his dick is in the vagina and starts to rub his dick from the anal canal until he cums in a furious rage.

Jerry got shit all over his hand after doing a Chinese Riverboat in a well mannered prostitute.

by The Awesome Putin December 8, 2015

Chinese Mike

A Mexican friend of Danny Brown.

Got a Mexican homie named Chinese Mike.

by killgvr January 17, 2024

A Chinese

What British people refer to as British Chinese food.
It’s literally McDonalds but they drown it in curry sauce and fried rice

Me scrolling through TikTok:
A random Brit (I’m not the best at translating it to English so forgive me): I love ordering a chinese
Me: Scrolls because shut the fuck up

by Acexuo May 30, 2023

chinese writing

When you've left marks on the toilet bowl because you've been leaning forward on your phone when you took a shit. Different consistency to pebble dash.
One flush without looking won't hide the evidence.

Wife: Jeff! You've left Chinese writing in my bog again!

by Giraffesgotmoves May 3, 2018