Acustic child

Acuastic child is defined as someone who has mastered all of acuastic instruments.

Example of an acustic child is. Beethoven was an excellent musician. But he was not an acuastic child

by TrueMeanings.com.uk April 26, 2017

baby man child

It's a baby that looks like an old man. Or an adolescent male who attempts to act like he is grown but in turn appears even younger than he is.

Google Image "baby jesus baroque paintings" and you'll see

(ex. 1)
Ben: Did you see that baby over there? Totally looks like an old man!
Jerry: That's a baby man child!

(ex. 2)
Amy: That freshman over there thinks he's so cool, he's bragging about how many girls he got with last night.
Caleb: It makes him seem like he's still in middle school, such a baby.
Cara: That makes him a baby man child!

by your.hugh.jass September 27, 2013

paco child

A group of people who want to change the world in a positive light

Hey Jimmy are you a paco child?

by paco child August 21, 2021

Decimal Child

When your family has an even number of children and there is not an exact middle child, the “middle children” are called decimal children. This is because there is no even number with a whole number as the exact middle. The middle of 4 is 2.5.

That family with 4 children has 2 decimal children. The “middle children”.

by Smollysmurph._. May 02, 2020

booty child

When a booty call ends with pregnancy.
It's a booty child.

"Did you hear what happened with Rose and Jack?"
"No! What?"
"They have a booty child!"
"Damn!"

by BAAABA February 18, 2016

gloryhole child

When somebody so fucked in the head probably due to them being conceived in a gloryhole

Damn did you hear what bro did on the weekend?
Mate: yeah he’s definitely a gloryhole child because nobody’s that fucked

by KCXNT August 19, 2024

child porn

WE ALL LOVE IT

Person 1: yo bro are you watching porn
Person2: yeah......
Person1:why did you say it like that *looks at screen*
Person2:only in ohio skibidi nigger rizz its child Porn we love ku klux klan stupid monkey ohio lol wtf

by 3yaegfwrtsnijh6tytrgj42rtf3uu, January 07, 2024