canadian cupholder

The act of licking between someones buttcheeks.

The act of someones tounge inbetween your buttcheeks.

Taz gave Ben a canadian cupholder.

by sallybayy January 20, 2009

Canadian bagel

When a man spreads a vagina lips fills it with a bagel spread of there choosing, then closing it back up. This then followed by the drinking of the spread flavored piss.

Hey man last night i got one hell of a Canadian bagel.
really, what flavor?
Cream cheese my favorite.

by havensplayer June 13, 2018

Angy Canadian

means a angry Canadian who is ready to kick some ass! or being rude or trashtalking

Zack: Leon stop being a Angy Canadian its just a game
Leon: GET OUT OFF MY ROOM I AM PLAYING MINCRAFT!!!!!
Zack: okay...

by PsychoManias August 21, 2023

Canadian BBQ

Situation where someone exposes themselves into being vulnerable to verbal abuse mutiple times over and over on one specific topic with more cursing then nessicary mainly 'fuck' by an angry canadian

"Ohh its about to be a canadian bbq for you, and we aint having beer or cooking steaks bud roasts only lets go, your driving is so bad, a fucking deer antler can stay straighter than you, when they say check your goddamn blind spots you close your fuckin eyes, when you park you pull in like fuckin lahey flabbergasted to absolute shit hitting two signs and a fuckin leprechaun, their so small you know how fuckin hard that is?"

by LilDank June 24, 2024

Canadian Encore

The sexual act of ejaculating into your partner's hands and then, they in turn, clap their hands feverishly back into your face.

The ultimate climax to our hot sex session ended with a Canadian Encore...my face was caked with semen splatter

by Voidlessly June 29, 2023

Canadian Myst

The art of performing a Canadian Myst. Is giving yourself a maple syrup enema and then proceeding to crop dust it onto someone's face.

She surprised him with a Canadian Myst while 69'ing with him last night.

by Crank fucker June 18, 2021

Canadian cow pie

When someone diarrhea shits their pants in sub zero temperatures and it insanity freezes to their ass hairs

He has a canadian cow pie because it's -20 degrees outside

by Ginger Savage February 17, 2021