californian diet 

The Californian diet: Consists of going on the sesh 5-7 days a week and getting off your bonce on cocaine in conjunction with going to the local gym to take selfies in the mirror getting in the way of the people who, stupidly, spend their days actually exercising, while uploading them onto Instagram with inspirational posts.

Lyndsey: "Charlotte! How did oh lose 100 pounds in just a week?"
Charlotte: "I've started the Californian diet and I'm loving it"

californian diet by ImmaFyouUp February 16, 2017

Californarcissism

1. inordinate fascination with oneself because one lives in the state of California (and a state of denial).

2. the mistaken belief that California is the center of the Universe, leading to an extremely cocky and obnoxious attitude toward people from everywhere else.

Dave, the porn movie producer, couldn't stop admiring his reflection in the review mirror while he was driving in his convertible. His Californarcissism was becoming dangerous, as he was constantly running people off the road.

Californarcissism by Fotofly December 2, 2010

Caliwhornia 

The motherland of all whores. The state on the West Coast where sluts & whores (and retired/former sluts & whores) are from. California girls are all whores.

Katy Perry's song is so annoying! Caliwhornia girls are all just cum guzzling fluffer-cunts.

Caliwhornia by SgtWrecker October 30, 2010

Californian Cappuccino 

Rather crude sexual act, when one defecates in their partner's mouth (the coffee), then cums in it (the milk/cream). Some go so far as to urinate or spit in the mouth as well, although I'm not sure how these work in line with the rest of the 'coffee'. Perhaps they represent sugar, I'm not sure.

Average Joe 1: Ahh man, Becky was annoying me last night, so when I saw she was asleep with her mouth open it was the perfect opportunity to give her a Californian Cappuccino!

Average Joe 2: Did you do it?

Average Joe 1: Nah, she woke up as I was pulling down my pants.

Average Joe 2: Ahh, bummer man.

Californian Cappuccino by Faux nom April 29, 2010

californication

What is rapidly occuring specifically in the state of Oregon, particularly in regards to housing. Californians who move up here and drive mortages and rents up to beyond what most members of the "creative class" can afford. In doing so, the very people who have made Oregon unique (especially in the Western corridor, including Eugene and Portland), are driven out, and that which draws people here (uniqueness, creativity, progressive thought) is being eroded.

Hawthorne used to be cool, before it succumbed to Californication.

californication by Sophie Osborn April 20, 2007

californee

'california'...the term 'californee' has it's roots from the great depression when many people from the south migrated to california in the hopes of findin' jobs and a better life.

Southern person:headin' out californee way fer a better life'...

californee by Annamarie johns June 27, 2014

Californication

1. The idoling of the movie industry in California, in part. Hollywood.
2. Sexual royalties to become a part of the movie industry.

"Californication" by Red Hot Chili Peppers

Californication by Im DaBuz January 4, 2004