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Crotch Boogies

When a dudes Flesh sac gets Real sweaty and sticky, causing it to stick to his thighs and shit. Kinda like sticky boogers. Will cause an itch.
Dude, I'm getting mad Crotch Boogies!
by TheIDKman December 4, 2010
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crotch socket

Dave: I slept with your sister last night

Liz: that’s why you are a dirty crotch socket
by Crotch socket liz September 9, 2020
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Getting crotched

When two people go into the scissoring position fully clothed and rub, commonly used in Utah among Mormons
Last night I was getting crotched by that floozie
by dangerdan29 December 29, 2023
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Crotch rocket

Crotch rocket, a crotch rocket is a term for a motorcycle or cyclist that likes to gloat about having more than 2 cylinders, common things said by riders that own these bikes are that Harleys are slow, when in reality there trying to compensate for there tiny dick and how they think there special, these riders commonly are what are considered (see squid) squid, by old bikers for there lack of riding skills and how they act stupid on the road.
Jim: Look at the bozo on that crotch rocket
Joe: I bet he thinks he’s god or something on that crotch rocket, I hate squid riders
by Fucurbbrjcusve August 13, 2021
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crotch fluff

When a male purposely adjusts his crotch in order to achieve the maximum amount of profile bulge required to initiate mating rituals with a female.
It’s embarrassing going to the pool with Chad because he keeps crotch fluffing just before he walks up to hot girls sitting at the edge of the pool.
by 8pablodiablo0 December 3, 2020
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doublewide crotch

This came from my coworker mishearing me say "doublewide garage".
Definition - When cameltoe and moose knuckle don't cover how large the wedge is.
Damn man, she's way past moose knuckle! That's a doublewide crotch!
by manicpolarbear71 January 31, 2023
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Waffle Crotch

Someone who is emotionally and/or sexually confused;
Someone who mistreats fiiiine ladies
fiiiiine Girl 1: Wow that guy is such a d-bag!
fiiiiine Girl 2: Nah he's just a waffle crotch.
by wafflecrotch101 August 31, 2018
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