by tatertwat August 16, 2023
Playing the Clam Bongos is how you excite a vagina by rythmically tapping on the clit and labia with figures in a gentle fashion whilst retaining the enthusiasm and virtuosity used to play bongos.
Clam bongo also includes acts such as flicking the bean when mployeed with rythmic timing.
Clam bongo also includes acts such as flicking the bean when mployeed with rythmic timing.
'He was giving me head, but said I tasted too fishy, so he went on to play the clam bongos.' Complained Stacy.
by Left Foot February 03, 2012
by LaLa1914 February 19, 2016
The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.
John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.
John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.
John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!
Brian: Not for the upholstery.
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.
John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.
John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!
Brian: Not for the upholstery.
by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022
The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.
John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.
John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.
John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!
Brian: Not for the upholstery.
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.
John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.
John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!
Brian: Not for the upholstery.
by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022
When a man ejaculates into a woman's vagina, then adds water. She closes her legs turning it into clam chowder and releases the content into a condom. Freezes it and once frozen she uses it in her rectum while the man re-enters in her vagina.
Hey Jessica, did you hear what happened to Stephanie. She did the clam chowder popsicle with Charles last night. OMG
by WEEZERBEANS March 19, 2023
Trying to get extra money or resources out of something that has no more to give; a waste of time and effort
by FHPRGuy November 20, 2018