Man 1: Did you hear of that time when I brought over my friend to have a Scottish Christmas with my girlfriend?
Man 2: No, that's amazing!
Man 2: No, that's amazing!
by AlexOfTheSeas December 19, 2020
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Gee. I hope our kids never have to go through another Government Christmas next year. Damn, we broke.
by Klueade December 22, 2020
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Drunk online shopping then receiving your haul.
Drunk online shopping then receiving your haul.
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2. Stack the participants from largest to smallest,
3. Has to have, the main stem the "penis in the ass" that or a strap on.
4. The way to stack depends on the use you can do a starfish formation or stack up 90 degrees after the last stacked person.
Extra: For the Frosted Tree continue to do it after the ejaculation for a nice coating of winter white
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2. Stack the participants from largest to smallest,
3. Has to have, the main stem the "penis in the ass" that or a strap on.
4. The way to stack depends on the use you can do a starfish formation or stack up 90 degrees after the last stacked person.
Extra: For the Frosted Tree continue to do it after the ejaculation for a nice coating of winter white
PS. *Fun for the entire family*
John: How was putting up the tree, for Christmas eve?
Tim: Oh it was amazing, though we accidentally split some winter white on the floor
John: Oh did the pine tree have pre frosting on it?
Tim: no, WE made the frosting, all 8 of us ;}
John: oh the Alabama Christmas tree?
Tim: want to be the top star?
Tim: Oh it was amazing, though we accidentally split some winter white on the floor
John: Oh did the pine tree have pre frosting on it?
Tim: no, WE made the frosting, all 8 of us ;}
John: oh the Alabama Christmas tree?
Tim: want to be the top star?
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I plowed that Lot Lizard at the Flying J and woke up to the smell of burnt soup, her Fresno Christmas Wreath around my Dick…
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