martinus around

A verb which is used to describe a person talking about something in two different manners:
1. off-topic
2. insulting people while not being rude
Usage:
to martinus around
He is maetinusing around again

Person A: hey, lets go skiing!
Person M: No, thank you, i do not like that sport which was exclusivly made for weak people.
Btw, did you know? During your lifetime, you will produce enough saliva to fill two swimming pools.
Person A: Oh no. Stop to martinus around again...

by Athaelstanfan101 August 9, 2017

Romanian Reach Around

A Reach Around normally administered behind a dumpster at Wendy's in exchange for $20 or 100 BBBYQ shares. High pitched Yiddish singing/chanting by an experienced goy is what gives this Reach Around its uniqueness. It's not gay it's 2024 and Megan Fox every time.

FakePulte/Max_Tendies/Fake U-Copy is waiting behind Wendy's to give Plur, Turkish and fghtffyrdmns a Romanian Reach Around

by Nozzylicious Noz January 9, 2024

The New Fashioned Double Thumb Around

Similar to the "Old Fashioned Thumb Around" (going up to someone with open arms as if to give a hug but then quickly inserting your dominant thumb inside their asshole after you wrap your arms around them), but instead using both thumbs.

"I gave my ex boss, Mary, the New Fashioned Double Thumb Around in the break room right before putting in my two weeks notice. I figured what is she gonna do, fire me?"

by Steamer Bean January 1, 2025

he hawing around

When someone keeps making excuses not to do something that needs to be done. He hawing not making a decision.

The husband kept he hawing around fixing the fence , saying the prices of wood is too high or he forgot the cement and didn’t have time to get back to the store before it closed

by Naggeria September 10, 2021

Knocking my beef around

The act of male masturbation

"Get out, I'm knocking my beef around!"

by D.A.44 June 21, 2024

cambodian reach around

The act of giving a man a reach around while princess trunks Jerks off in the corner while crying.

As Andrew gave Nolan a cambodian reach around, princess trunks let his hand fly freely under his silky under garments.

by Johnstarhandle March 6, 2017

Mishing around

Just Mish, doing Mish things. And, to achieve those mishions she must Mish around

I.e. adhd tornado

Johnny: "what's up"
Mish: "just mishing around"
Johnny: "did you want to hangout?"
Mish: "yes of course I'll just be circling around you, I just got another idea"

by Missssssssssh January 17, 2024