Reece Johnson

The hottest most badass guy ever

Reece’s puffs Reece’s puffs peanut butter chocolate flavour - Reece Johnson

by Killer keen star 69 July 14, 2018

Hayes Johnson

The most amazing boyfriend ever!!!!!! Lovable, sweet, and especially HOT!!!!! Pleasures you so well, you will be soaking wet!!!

"Hey, isn't that your man Hayes Johnson?", Person 1
"Hell yeah!!!", Person 2
"Then go get him!!!!", Person 1

by yellowkotekpineapple July 11, 2019

Carson Johnson

When you are sucking multiple penises at one time, and then everyone then ejaculates inside your nose.

Wayne- “when I was at camp they pulled a Carson Johnson on me”

Chuck- “oh shit did they ejaculate in your nose”
Wayne- “they pulled the CJ special and did it in my ears as well”

by anonymous April 23, 2024

Derek Johnson

Someone who uses conspiracy theories to profiteer from the elderly and mentally handicapped.

Did you see Kelly Brady’s new video? She’s such a Derek Johnson the way she begs for money.

by Salty Soldier June 1, 2023

justin johnson

The best person you will ever meet especially on discord IM TELLING YOU THEY ARE THE BEST

"justin johnson is a great friend :D"

by The Grim Reaper.. August 28, 2022

Don Johnson

Sporting a suit (or sports) jacket with sleeve holes pushed up to the elbow region.

"Oh dear. My jacket makes me feel overdressed at this party."
"You can always Don Johnson it?

by Purring Pony October 29, 2024

colin johnson

Usually a gay male, who hides his sexuality. Likes avocados and silver dildos. Eats dick, but only on weekends. He wishes to be a engineer when older.

Dad : Hey bud what you doing

Colin Johnson : Definitely not being gay dad.

Dad : Ok love you son
Colin Johnson : BYE!

by Ripmelife May 12, 2018