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Bed-listener

A person who is skilled in bed-listening rumours the negative information or sickness of any well-known celebrity or politician, only based on several figures from unknown resources. Bed-listeners often claim a celebrity to be badly ill (suffering from cancer or other severe diseases), because it seems that they comprehends the proficient skills of listening to what the target men said on their bed or even during their dreams.
In ancient China, palace maids and eunuchs are experts in bed-listening to the healthy conditions and bed stories of their monarchs.
A bed-listener says that Putin was badly sick, gripping the table to stop himself shaking so much, because he bed-listened Putin for months.
by iamshuo90 June 16, 2022
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Bed Gypsy

A person who will have sexual relationships with some one just to have a roof over their head when things get tough in life and then move on to the next victim of love.
It was a few weeks after our brake up that she/he moved in with her/his new lover. The Bed Gypsy lied for two years saying “I Love You.” Then on to the next bed.
by Liljoe6981 June 23, 2022
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Tables on bed

Telling this to someone is basically saying they are stupid.
Terry: Hey, Tables on bed!
Harry: How rude
Terry: *trips*
Harry: Haha, How does it feel to be Tables on bed?
by Xingle June 24, 2022
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Bed-head

She gives great bed-head
by La,Tattoo by Da,Samuri June 25, 2022
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Bed

A bed is a magical place were you could go on ur phone, sleep, eat, and drink in.
Someone: what's your favorite place
Me: BED
by bts fan lol February 24, 2022
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