Super Straight

A sexuality that describes a transphobic cis man that also enjoys drinking pee and having their balls crushed. they also typically have micro penis!

“damn a heard he’s super straight.”
“yeah i’m gonna offer to pee in his mouth”

by iheartmilfs March 6, 2021

Super straight

Super Straight is a sexuality that refers to closeted gay men who specifically have piss kinks.

Jim: Hey Tod.. so what’s your sexuality, i heard you were gay.
Tod: *whispers* shh my mom is over there she doesn’t know i’m gay. I am super straight!!

by AHHHHHSPEEDRUNNINGTHESENUTS March 7, 2021

Super Straight

An unintelligent individual who excuses their homophobia by making up their own sexuality that is represented by the porn hub colour scheme.

A: "wow, they're really hot!"
B: "Actually, they're trans so they are not someone I want to date. I'm transphobic-- I mean super straight and I only date real wo-"

*gunshots*

B: XP
A: :D

by MaddieSkye1715 April 17, 2021

straight or curved

Referring to whether a mans penis is straight, or if it’s curved

Emily: I had sex with Ryan last night
Phoebe: was it straight or curved?
Emily: It was curved

by Isabel perez November 18, 2019

Super straight

A sexuality used bu secret gay men who are in denial of their attraction towards men.

Bob: Yeah I’m super straight.
Tom: Oh I didn’t know u like men.

by gayperson200 March 7, 2021

Straight as a whistle

Not actually straight, referencing the curved end of standard whistles.

- I'm straight as a whistle!

- But whistles aren't straight?
- Correct.

by silkyshush January 10, 2021

Bio-straight

Bio-straight is a straight person whom are only attracted/intrested in people who are the opposite sex and identify as thay were born.
A man intrested in a bialogical woman.

I am only interested in bialogical women, not trans women I am bio-straight

by TheModernViking May 1, 2021