Human Bonding

When two humans use wet seaman and wait until it drys to become stuck to each other.

“How was last night with liv?”
“I came on her tummy and gave her a hug so long that we became Human Bonding.”

by DJ1580 April 29, 2019

Sub-Human

A person that is so much of a fai,ure that they are a different, worse species.

You are a sub-human for reading this sentence.

by Dvaglbn Ocsocktua March 28, 2025

Human

The best specimen to ever exist unlike monsters such as dogs, whales, elephants etc etc etc.

I hope all animals go extinct except for humans

by Nascarfan2007 January 2, 2023

Human Slop

The soulless movies, TV shows, text things, and video games pumped out by woke Hollywood that are all derivative, preachy, and lacking any real creativity.

"People complaining about AI slop don’t get it we’ve been dealing with human slop for thousands of years AI doesn’t need to try hard to beat it."

by anonymous January 2, 2025

human garbage

It's a virus called RD9, or as I like to call it, World Cure.
At the end of the game, everyone in the stadium will be infected.
It should take two to three weeks for symptoms to start showing up.

- By which time 96 000 fans from almost every country in the world
will be back home spreading the disease. Why are you doing this?

- Well, think about it. We have seven billion people
running around on a planet that can only hold five.
I am just trying to make the world a better place, that's all,
by deleting the surplus.

- "Cure the world." And who exactly do you intend to "delete"?

- The garbage ... the imbeciles, who lie around drunk, reproducing like rabbits,
and sitting there with their hand out, expecting the rest of us to pay.
And let's be frank, who's gonna miss them anyway?

- You are!

- Haha, no.

— The Brothers Grimsby (2016)

We should delete the human garbage as soon as possible,
to make room for the few worthy people.

by milahu November 15, 2025

HUMAN

DEAR DUMB@SS YOUR A F#CKING HUMAN UNLESS YOUR A MONKEY OR SOME SH/T LIKE I KNEW HUMANS(US WHERE DUMB BUT REALLY THIS DUMB HOLY SH?T)

HUMAN

by IQAUDZ February 14, 2023

One Man Human Centipede

A trick that surgeons use on patients who are being disrepectful to them or their staff. The procedure involves attaching penis to anus.

"This guy flashed one of the nurses. So I gave him the old One Man Human Centipede. Was fucking hilarious!"

by twindle April 11, 2015