by segsy April 16, 2025

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by KirbolpoyoPlayz November 16, 2024

-The orange who somehow won the seat 45th and 47th president by rigging the election.
-A mean, ignorant man who only cares for money.
-A racist, homophobic person who is a threat to the country.
-A mean, ignorant man who only cares for money.
-A racist, homophobic person who is a threat to the country.
Oh my gosh. Did you just dropkick a grandma and steal self-tan from Walmart? You're such a Donald Trump.
by Yonhoo:) July 7, 2025

A spray-tanned tycoon with a combover that defies physics and a face the color of a traffic cone, Donald Trump parlayed bankrupt businesses and reality TV antics into a presidency that felt more like a parody. Known for dodging facts like taxes and treating every crisis like a PR stunt, he spent four years shouting on Twitter, golfing through disasters, and pretending to be a man of the people—from the comfort of his gold-plated penthouse. With skin like a poorly peeled tangerine and the temperament of a toddler denied dessert, Trump turned American politics into a bad joke that somehow never ends.
by amongusirl394834839483499348 May 7, 2025
