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Bus Driver

A person playing a driving sim game online, who drives very slowly, and does not allow you to pass them cleanly.
Hes such a bus driver, he needs to be kicked from the game.
by RabbleRabble December 18, 2009
mugGet the Bus Drivermug.

Bus driver

She is a particularly rude bitch who nobody you can have on the bus and shell take it away I am writing this on the bus
She is a rude bus driver
by Ulikecarrots November 6, 2020
mugGet the Bus drivermug.

reinventing the bus

Like “reinventing the wheel”, but for techbros.

More precisely, it is to spend an incredible amount of money, time and mental effort to finally come to a solution that was actually figured out decades or even centuries ago.

Bonus points if you end up making yet another app using the blockchain, so that in order for you to use it, you need to put your SSN on a distributed public ledger so that it can get pwned by Russian hackers.
“Ok, pitch it.”

“Ok so like basically we get people to pool their money together into one thing and then invest that thing into Bitcoin and use the profits from that investment to pay everyone involved once a month, and then when someone dies their portion of the investment goes to the other participants.”

“…you just described a tontine.”

“A what?”

“A tontine. The thing you're describing. It's been around since the 17th century. Are you reinventing the bus again?”

“No way, man! This one's different, this one uses JIT-compiled vue.js and blockchain smart contracts to keep track of the system!”

“Brilliant. Here's a million dollars, we're gonna be rich!”
by tariqk November 21, 2022
mugGet the reinventing the busmug.

Wee-Woo Bus

Comedic term for an ambulance, a more patient friendly joke name than the "Meat Wagon"
Guy: Holy shit! Jim is turning Purple!
Other guy that isn't Jim: Oh God oh Fuck! Call the Wee-Woo Bus!
by Aggbir September 12, 2022
mugGet the Wee-Woo Busmug.

bu cu

em oi bu cu anh
by matchasemen May 25, 2018
mugGet the bu cumug.

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