Like the 5 second rule for food landing on the floor, or the 5 minute rule for leaving class when a teacher is late the 5 year rule is time frame after the wedding to have a bachelor or bachelorette party if said party didn't occur or was so lame that it isn't even worth a mention.
Married guy: Aargh! My bachelor party 4 years ago was crap... wish I could have done it properly.
Good friend: Brrrooo! 5 year rule! We throw you a bitching party this weekend! It's going to be the shit!!!
Now happily married guy: Yeeeeaaahhh!
Good friend: Brrrooo! 5 year rule! We throw you a bitching party this weekend! It's going to be the shit!!!
Now happily married guy: Yeeeeaaahhh!
by notsoslick January 7, 2019
Get the 5 year rulemug. The thickest tank
by Hello Andrew November 4, 2020
Get the type 5 heavymug. by margrett allison September 4, 2022
Get the January 5, 2023mug. when giving a review using the star chart. 5 fukin stars , when the reviewed item is better than just 5 stars..
by nazzaro June 1, 2020
Get the 5 fukin starsmug. by SebiRex February 26, 2021
Get the Dude Are You 5!?mug. A person usually says this when they were sleeping and got woken up by an alarm or person. They usually don't come after 5 minutes.
"Wake up, (tired person), it's time to go to school." said (person). "5 more minutes!" (tired person) said.
by Ana Rat June 18, 2022
Get the 5 more minutesmug. A Wendy's 4 For 5 is when you get two pairs of identical twins, where at least two of the females are named Wendy. You then get 5 men (usually of African American ethnicity), and each one of them takes turns urinating on the two females not named Wendy. The other two women touch themselves while these black men take turns pissing on their sisters.
by The Kitten Whisperer TD March 11, 2023
Get the Wendy's 4 For 5mug.