The Nobel Pieces Prize is the opposite of the Nobel Peace Prize. The Nobel Peace Prize is awarded to those who have done the most or the best work for fraternity between nations, for the abolition or reduction of standing armies and for the holding and promotion of peace congress.
To the contrary, The Nobel Pieces Prize is awarded to those who have done the most or the best work for turning nation against nation, for the abolition or reduction of human and animal life as well as the infrastructure that once supported said life, for increasing standing armies and the weaponry that they use to blow everything to pieces and for the holding and promotion of war congress.
To the contrary, The Nobel Pieces Prize is awarded to those who have done the most or the best work for turning nation against nation, for the abolition or reduction of human and animal life as well as the infrastructure that once supported said life, for increasing standing armies and the weaponry that they use to blow everything to pieces and for the holding and promotion of war congress.
Dude 1: “Obama is so awesome. He’s totally proven that he deserves that Nobel Peace Prize that was awarded to him. He really wants to help people in the Middle East.”
Dude 2: “Really? If by 'help' you mean blowing Middle Eastern people to bits with an ongoing illegal US drone campaign. Then oh yeah! Jeez man. The only prize Obama has proven that he deserve the Nobel Pieces Prize.”
Dude 2: “Really? If by 'help' you mean blowing Middle Eastern people to bits with an ongoing illegal US drone campaign. Then oh yeah! Jeez man. The only prize Obama has proven that he deserve the Nobel Pieces Prize.”
by m_piet July 23, 2013
Get the Nobel Pieces Prizemug. The leading piece of a turd which protrudes from the anus often causing the skid mark. Can also be used to describe a person who may otherwise be referred to as a douchebag.
by General Bonch February 15, 2019
Get the Leader Piecemug. MELLORIIINE
Sanji: NAWI-SWAAAN, ROBIN-CHUWAAN MELLORINEEEEE
Zoro: Shut the fuck up retard cook, we need to find the One Piece
Zoro: Shut the fuck up retard cook, we need to find the One Piece
by Shqdy June 21, 2021
Get the One Piecemug. by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 29, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6. A Hundred Round Drum On Anygingu Glock Piece<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by matt umstead December 15, 2004
Get the little dome piecemug. Jocular name for a suit, particularly one worn by businessmen. The three pieces are the jacket, tie and waistcoat, as in a three piece suit, but the cage refers to the fact that one has sold themselves to a life of slaving away for a corporation whereas those who don't wear one to work are free.
"I like my six-figure salary at the hedge fund, I just wish I didn't have to wear this three-piece cage."
by MJLion October 1, 2018
Get the Three-Piece Cagemug. by liamAJ2016 May 1, 2024
Get the lego piece 26047mug.