shitting my whack

Crapping yourself, being really scared of something. The word 'my' would usually be pronounced 'me' when said by a Teessider. (North East England)

I watched a HORROR film the other night, was proper scary, i was shitting my whack

by CharlieC December 24, 2017

Shit ass on the toe

The random string of cuss words you say when you smash your toe on an unsuspecting object, like a table corner.

*Person 1 is using phone while it is being charged*
*Person 2 trips on the charger wire, enabling the phone to fly out of Person 1's hands, and to land on Person 1's toe*
Person 1: "SHIT ASS ON THE TOE! SHIT. ASS. ON THE TOE!"

by bitchassonthehodickassonthego September 11, 2017

FREAKING Piss Shit

Freaking Piss shit: a person who drives you crazy you call them a freaking piss shit

"Billy, your being a freaking piss shit!"

by Hehehegeeswis December 27, 2019

Tokyo Shitting

When you drag your ass around a toilet bowl, spreading shit all over the seat.

That old man went Tokyo Shitting in the last stall. He did it for family.

by Tried to tell ya March 05, 2022

stabbing shit

Something a child does when he gets pissed.

Im going to start stabbing shit

by Lessten January 10, 2022

Hillbilly shit

Leaving the front door of your house wide open all day everyday.

My neighbors are always on some hillbilly shit with their windows and doors wide open all the time.

by JackB. Nimble May 11, 2021

I can’t shit for a week

When you eat something so cheesy that it plugs your asshole till next week.

Person A: I’ll take a large cheese pizza with extra cheese please.
Person B: No dad, I can’t shit for a week if we get that pizza

by BipolarUnicorn2 March 27, 2020