Shit crums

The word shit crums, also known as TURD crums comes from the word skies. The definition of this word are the little flakes that stick to your ass. This can be easily wiped off by toilet paper and wiping it across ur stinky ass.

"Skies has shit crums stuck around his ass cheeks.

by blackmanwhooper44 January 20, 2021

shit sandwich

Opposite of a compliment sandwich. A positive section sandwiched between two negative sections.

Ben Shapiro's movie reviews are shit sandwiches. He says the movies are bad, then describes good things, then repeats that they are bad.

by duggie2 November 7, 2025

Revenge shit

The act of defecating on the bed when you’re always angry at your significant other. Spesifically at their side of the bed.

The cleaning lady found fecal matter on the left side of the bed. Security was told that it was a practical joke gone horribly wrong. Samples taken from the fecal matter confimed that it came from a human.

The loud arguments heard the night before the incident suggested that this was indeed a revenge shit.

by Amegapint May 24, 2022

Donkey shit

When a persons shit is so brown it looks like a donkey

“DAMMMMNNN! Yo shit looks like donkey shit!!”

by anonymous March 25, 2021

Shit kicker

A Shit Kicker is a badass intellectual autodidact. A shit kicker is curiously finding out what is this schlemiel or organization thought about politic, theology, science and other subjects. and then, the shit kicker served the schlemiel's pronounce up as a logical fallacy. Which it might be.

Richard Dawkins, Christopher Hitchens, Groucho Marx, Jordan Peterson, Sam Harris, Voltaire, Benjamin Franklin, Ben Shapiro, Matt Dillahunty, Lauren Southern, Louis C. K., George Carlin

Shit kicker, Christopher Hitchens wrote this, "Human decency is not derived from religion. It precedes it."

by Son of Dionysis January 13, 2019

The Poop Shits

A form of explosive diarrhoea so powerful it by far exceeds simply taking a poop, or having “the shits”. Typically experienced by individuals who suffer from irritable bowel syndrome (IBS).

Amy: Jim, why did you eat all that spicy food? You know what it does to you.
Jim *Sprinting to toilet* I got the poop shits!

by JW93 July 21, 2024

low shit hum

A band from the 80s that only a few people know about. They were great, so much substance in their music. A lot of people don't know about them, so you can't get frustrated when you try to explain their greatest hits and no one takes you seriously. Just Keep Calm and Low Shit Hum.

Neil: "Ugh, you guys, we are just bonding over our love for Low Shit Hum, have ya heard them before?"
Gene: "no."
*Neil makes a face of disgust*
Carole: "Don't worry Neil, just keep calm and Low Shit Hum"

by kewlc92 December 20, 2018