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Shit and Run

The act of posting to an internet forum, message board or social networking site for the sole purpose of antagonizing others with angry or insulting posts, and then quickly disappearing. Usually adds nothing of substance to the ongoing conversation. Also see: Trolling.
"That guy came in here, told us we all suck, and never posted again. Guess he's a 'shit and run' poster".
by Peppy Zippy Zoo November 6, 2014
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Shit log

Someone who'd always talking shit, spreading rumors, and anything along the lines of gossiping.
"Bella is always talking about how annoying Taylor is" Susan said
"Yeah, Bella is such a shit log" Linda said
by Lumine Lover May 16, 2018
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hot shit

someone who is cool or trying to be also can be called hipster or Ciprian
ME: Wassup bro?
Cipri:I'm here in bier doing hot shit things.
by tisssalex September 16, 2021
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Shit ass on the toe

The random string of cuss words you say when you smash your toe on an unsuspecting object, like a table corner.
*Person 1 is using phone while it is being charged*
*Person 2 trips on the charger wire, enabling the phone to fly out of Person 1's hands, and to land on Person 1's toe*
Person 1: "SHIT ASS ON THE TOE! SHIT. ASS. ON THE TOE!"
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shit toaster

A receptacle in which to place your fuck waffle, promptly before fucking fucking off.
How about you put your fuck waffle in your shit toaster, and fuck off.
by Donut_mro July 12, 2015
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The Holy Shit

When, due to a combination of excessive horniness and constipation, one spontaneously ejaculates (for a man while still soft, see shooting from the hip) during an especially strenuous attempt to excrete.
Friend 1: Dude I'm worried that mac and cheese is going to cause me to take The Holy Shit
Friend 2: Oh god, why would your lactose intolerant ass eat dairy mid-November, it's a recipe for disaster
by user31415 January 12, 2021
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Shit Clump

Snowball-like substance made of shit.
by Everybody here February 12, 2008
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