Blow your ass horn

To ues your ass to make a sound by blowing gass out it or in other words to fart.

Eating beans will make you blow your ass horn.

by The Fury 13 October 1, 2010

Go fuck a corpse in the ass

The new badass way to tell someone to “fuck off”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Go fuck a corpse in the ass. you damn blimey scum

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker October 29, 2020

National slap "his/her" ass day

This is the day when you get to playfully slap the ass of your bestfriend of the opposite gender. That's where the his/her part comes from

Yo did you know tomorrow is national slap "his/her" ass day

by Jake Wall April 11, 2017

all your ass are belong to us

A gay version of all your base are belong to us all your base are belong to us all your base are belong to us, which is funny, cause the origional is just as gaygaygay.

When Uncle FunkalunkelUncle FunkalunkelUncle Funkalunkel walked into the Blue Oyster Club and saw all the hot leather clad men, he pulled out his wanker and yelled, "all your ass are belong to us!"

by James Bourne March 23, 2004

Bad Ass Bass Boss Bitch

The ability of being ultimately superior in the human female species by having the ability and skill to diss anyone who questions your authority with the utmost ultimate come backs that hits them so hard that makes mike Tyson looks like a two arm amputee. As well as the ability to twerk and slut drop with absolute Ferness and percision that Nikki Minaja looks like a flat assed plank of wood.

Girl: “you got nothing Bitch!”

Bad ass bass boss bitch: “girl! Imma come at you like a bag of cocks and your gonna receive me like a satchel of vaginas!” (Slut drops and twerks out of room like a bad ass bass boss bitch)

by Badassbossbassbitching April 28, 2019

national fuck your girlfriend's ass day

Feb 13 is national fuck your girlfriend's ass day

Alexis, it's national fuck your girlfriend's ass day and I'm going to fuck the hell outta you

by Give it all February 4, 2021

national beat your boyfriend ass day

Today is the day ladies! ATTENTION all young men & old men today you MUST let your Girlfriend beat YOUR ass !! NO hitting , fighting , breaking up , silent treatment , or shooting !

Girl : who is that ?

Him : bae idk what you talking about !
* girl thinks and remember that today is “national beat your boyfriend ass day *
Girl : that’s alright ima beat yo ass

* gf attacks bf *

by sillywillydillypilly April 18, 2019