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School

Corner of Hell, probably brought on Earth by the Devil himself. One of the only places where kids above 10 years old suffer internally and externally. Some adults might see school as being helpful and/or a good place to make friends, but it's exactly the opposite.

The number one reason why school is just a crap ton of BS is because of "The very fair grading system that judges people based on how many small little fucks they give about school" (1)
Additionally, school can also ruin your relationship with your own parents out of multiple reasons (2)
And don't get me started on the 5 hours of homework.
(1) - Why should I learn about biology I'm never going to be a doctor I literally puke when I see blood.

- YOU NEED TO LEARN BECAUSE THE WILL GIVE YOU A BAD GRADE

(2)- DID YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK???

- n-no

-WHY?! IS SCHOOL A JOKE TO YOU?! NO MORE TV FOR YOU!!! *yeets the TV out the window*
by moist_mcdonald the 3rd February 6, 2022
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Seminole Middle school

The ugliest shit hole to ever exist, ppl ain’t know how to throw away their pads and shi. DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE WAY NONE OF EM FLUSH. but overall fun ash
You know tyler?.”
“Ya he nasty as hell, why?”
“he goes to seminole middle school
by deez nutz are fat September 8, 2021
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Camden High School

A school in Camden, NSW, that once enrolled a big tittied bitch with blue/green eyes and black hair who I fell in love with, she was in year 11 and I in year 9 also if you see this ily bae
some guy "yk the really hot chic with massive honkers"
me " from Camden High School?"
by youraveragegloryholeattender September 9, 2022
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Kids think school is bad because they are given homework, they can’t spend time trying to play games or build friendships and relationships with nearby kids. They can’t bond in class because the teacher talks so the students are mostly lonely except during recess. When they don’t turn in homework, they have to pay with their recess to do homework and missing assignments. They just stay in a chair all day long until pains begin to shoot up their back. They don’t get enough sleep and even if they don’t, their parents are gonna wake them up and they are gonna spend an entire day looking half-asleep. They can’t discover a new hobby without the school and parents being fascist towards the child and choosing what they should do. The child can only concentrate on studies and be variously interrupted by more preferrable things. They can’t focus because they are being strained out of the world. They try to spend time having free time because they spent too much time under their parents constant helicopter parenting. Children are yanked towards a table and force to write until their arms ache. Children spend an eternity just being desensitized to everything except school. Instead of adding 2 extra hours of school, the school sends homework because they are sadistic assholes
by sick of asphixiation December 15, 2022
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Colonial Middle School

A place where you can smell miami mint geek bar mixed with period blood at all times! and maybe learn sometimes but thats rare for this school. its filled with a bunch of lafayette hill preppy lululemon wearing girls, conshy and plymouth ppl who try to be ghetto, whites who say the n-word, weed smokers, and drug doers. unless you wanna go to a school where their is 5 fights in one day, do NOT recommend.
person 1: where do you go to school
cms student: fuck is u talking about bitch ima bitch slap yo ass
person 2: you must go to colonial middle school!
by orange_love374 July 16, 2025
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St Dominic’s School

A SEN school located in Hambledon whit a capacity of around 150 students and runs from year 3 through sixth form. St Dominic’s sets minimal homework and has an early finish on Fridays.

Some of the classes are a mess with very little work being completed and it’s not unheard of for some lessons to not have a teacher especially when subs are involved.
St Dominic’s school is the best school in Surrey.
by Motorway6 April 14, 2024
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