Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

One of the best songs of all time!

Find a side that's brighter than bad
Stick it out but never get mad
No control, no plans
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

It never gives, not what you want
Falling short just defining my sort
Scared to fail, scared of success
Never take less
Is this really what you want?
Don't aim too high or they'll cut you right back
Feel like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Keep them dumb, keep them numb, keep them ripped
Paid the money then they syphon the slip
Think you're flying but they're bluffing the hand
An empty promise from a selfish brat

Every lesson that's ever been taught
Never learn comes undone just as quick its learnt
Told to trust, surrounded by a system of fraud
Doused in gas, set on fire now watch me burn

by V8sforlife July 31, 2023

Shit Talking

@itzzlxdyyyy

I told you If you look up “shit talking” IM THE DEFINITION 🤣

by yun6d3liqu3n7 August 8, 2023

IVE GOT THE SHITS

When an individual is in a unpleasant/angry moods towards an issue/individual.

Customer: where is my bread and eggs
Worker:we have ran out
Customer:That's is IVE GOT THE SHITS AHHH

by CHIPSANDSAUCE August 9, 2023

shit haircut

the type of haircut that most asians have

me: hey look at that guy with a shit haircut!

by cocksucker3002 August 13, 2023

Shit and Run

The act of entering a public restaurant (typically a fast food chain) only to use the bathroom, and not order any food or drinks.

I had to perform a shit and run at the Arby’s off the highway, since I hadn’t gone since we got on the road.

by DirtSlabber August 14, 2023

Lahar of shit

When a gentleman strides out, has two to many ales at the pub, and finds himself cut short on the stroll home. A lahar of shit is the avalanche of shit that occurs when you are 500 meters from home, and decide you need to change city.

I was walking home, and suffered a lahar of shit.
Now meed to retire early, and move city.

by _yellowGoldfish August 15, 2023

Shit the slit

An odd and peculiar sexual fetish where the woman is on her back and rolls on to her shoulders presenting her pussy to the sky. The man, or woman then steps between her legs into a scissoring position and then proceeds to fire a hot log right into her vagina. This obviously only works if the turd is relatively hard and/or the pussy is extremely loose.

Tammy was feeling overly naughty last night and asked me to shit the slit.

by Go Balls Deep1 August 17, 2023