Your bestfriend is someone who is there when you need them. They can always put a smile on your face too! Even though they may get on your nerves often, you still love them with all your heart and you know it! They take care of you and help you out, even though they will laugh first. They cry with you and laugh with you, they are trustworthy and never break a promise. They also always put you first over their boyfriend. But don't forget, she can be a cunt sometimes.
by Your hot October 27, 2021
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Female : Why is this chick commenting on all your pics ? Who is she ?
Manipulator : “ B*tch, you are crazy. Get help. That’s my cousin. I’m sick of you . You are jealous and embarrassing. You look like a fool . That is my family . I have known that girl since childhood. I am seriously about to be done with you. I can’t take this anymore. I am not doing anything and you are just being stupid. I should go cheat because you keep saying I am so I might as well just do it. I’m leaving , I don’t even want to speak to you anymore or hear you crying . I don’t give a f*ck”!
Manipulator : “ B*tch, you are crazy. Get help. That’s my cousin. I’m sick of you . You are jealous and embarrassing. You look like a fool . That is my family . I have known that girl since childhood. I am seriously about to be done with you. I can’t take this anymore. I am not doing anything and you are just being stupid. I should go cheat because you keep saying I am so I might as well just do it. I’m leaving , I don’t even want to speak to you anymore or hear you crying . I don’t give a f*ck”!
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Hym "And I'm quoting her (by the way) 'MY boyfriend stole my car so...' So no. THIS is not why you're not fucking me you stupid bitch. THIS is not the thing. It's always 'MY boyfriend to stole car' and 'I'm molesting a retard at work' and 'MY husband slapped the absolute piss out of me' but THIS is where you draw the line? This? No. That isn't what's happening here. You are delusional."
Hym "And I'm quoting her (by the way) 'MY boyfriend stole my car so...' So no. THIS is not why you're not fucking me you stupid bitch. THIS is not the thing. It's always 'MY boyfriend to stole car' and 'I'm molesting a retard at work' and 'MY husband slapped the absolute piss out of me' but THIS is where you draw the line? This? No. That isn't what's happening here. You are delusional."
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My wounded heart is on the mend
I'll search for gold in Acapulco
The treasure chest at rainbow's end
Wind, sand and stars will heal the scars
I’m melting down these prison bars
A lonely lightship lost at sea
That’s what my heart will be
My ship of dreams
(Sailing away)
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Midnight sun, savannah stars
Through sapphire seas and sulphur mountains
To the paradise bazaar
Wind, sand and stars will heal the scars
I’m melting down these prison bars
A lonely lightship lost at sea
That’s what my heart will be
My wounded heart is on the mend
I'll search for gold in Acapulco
The treasure chest at rainbow's end
Wind, sand and stars will heal the scars
I’m melting down these prison bars
A lonely lightship lost at sea
That’s what my heart will be
My ship of dreams
(Sailing away)
In my ship of dreams
(Sailing away)
In my ship of dreams
Citadels and far pavilions
Midnight sun, savannah stars
Through sapphire seas and sulphur mountains
To the paradise bazaar
Wind, sand and stars will heal the scars
I’m melting down these prison bars
A lonely lightship lost at sea
That’s what my heart will be
My ship of dreams
(Sailing away)
In my ship of dreams
(Sailing away)
In my ship of dreams
My ship of dreams
(Sailing away)
In my ship of dreams
(Sailing away)
In my ship of dreams
My ship of dreams
(Sailing away)
In my ship of dreams
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In my ship of dreams
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In my ship of dreams
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In my ship of dreams
My ship of dreams
(Sailing away)
In my ship of dreams
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Bro #1: Yo, remember My Singing Monsters?
Bro #2: Yeah! Jesus, I haven't heard that name in years...
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. hi and bye my friends
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