National Insult Your BFF DAY

On October 9th, you shall insult your BFF and try to make them as angry as possible before saying " I love you" at midnight. Socks on of course.

You a bitch for not going with me to the movies today. (National Insult Your BFF DAY)

by George Bartnickle October 9, 2022

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Your mom

Everyone's response to anything

Gupta: hey man, what are you doing tonight?

Abdul: your mom

by makaylas super simp October 10, 2022

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How are your whiskers?

means How are you?

“How are your whiskers?”
“My whiskers are good, how are yours?”
“Yeah mine are alright too thanks”

by WhiskTheWhiskers October 10, 2022

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National give your bf $20 day

National give your bf $20 day is on October 11 of every year and you have to give your bf $20 no questions asked

“Hey babe today is national give your bf $20 day”
“Ok”(hands $20 no questions asked)

by Hehehehehehheehhe October 10, 2022

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The most unfunny joke in the history of the internet. It's also an insult. But literally , your mom jokes/insults fucking suck. You think that you're an absolute memelord and that you have a galaxy brain , but in reality , you're an 11 year old fuck. This is me when you say: your mom

Person 1: haha is that your mom??
Me: Not funny , didn't laugh.
Example two:
Person 1 (11 year old): HAHA YOUR MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE JUMPED IT CAUSED A SEISMIC EARTHQUAKE!!!111
Me: Fuck off you 11 year old bitch , Your mom jokes and insults aren't even funny.

by creativename_ October 11, 2022

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