by dreela dick October 4, 2018
Get the national grab angie’s ass day mug.National slap as day is abroad! Go to your guy friends and smack there ass (include no homo) walk to your girl and slap her ass too!
by m&mx2 May 24, 2018
Get the April 11th, national slap ass day mug.Southern slang which describes a condition where one is confused, aloof, or just plain stupid. This condition is the anthisis of winding a watch and scratching your ass; which are normal process for any redneck over the age of 50 who is not drunk, stoned, or both.
by clintoncousin December 11, 2007
Get the winding your ass and scratching your watch mug.Person 1: hey you know what day it is?
Person 2: its December 13 why?
Person 1: its national slap your crushes ass day.
Person 2: oh ok (slaps ass)
Person 2: its December 13 why?
Person 1: its national slap your crushes ass day.
Person 2: oh ok (slaps ass)
by Oakpaw December 7, 2019
Get the National slap your crushes ass day mug.by jacob byrd January 11, 2008
Get the what cralwed up your ass and died mug.The phrase "pinch my ass and call me charlie"is a commonly used sentence in place of "oh my god".Though not universally known,it has been around for decades and still used by the young and old alike.
by Bleicha January 31, 2008
Get the Pinch My Ass and Call Me Charlie mug.Slang expression used for Wayne Kramer of the MC5 because he's an old ass clown these days trying to capitalize on the past of his deceased friends rather than doing it on his own. Had a couple of good songs here and there, but constantly keeps recording "The Harder They Come" by Jimmy Cliff on nearly every recording in an inane attempt to make the song famous. Put your money of Sonic's Rendezvous Band for much, much more talent.
Dwayno Da Old Ass Clown can't even count anymore because he has 6 people in the Neo-MC5, so he's gettin' old
by Roger Halstead March 26, 2008
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