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Dutch Uncle

When you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then firmly grasp the shaft of your penis and have a companion motion it up and down.
Hey Brian! I don’t want to make it weird or anything, but could you give me a Dutch uncle? I’ve got blue balls, and I just bought you Chik Fil A, so you kinda owe me.
by TacoDaav August 31, 2022
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Uncle Matt

Slang term for someone who smokes weed and Shop lifts
What you been up to?
Chucking an uncle Matt
by Chaddy Matty January 14, 2023
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Uncle Roger

Uncle Roger is:

1. An Asian person that degrades their own people for white men's approval.

2. Asians who kisses white men's ass.

3. Asian court jester to entertain white men & their fellow subjects.

4. Traitor to his own race and ethnic group.

5. Derogatory term, same as Uncle Tom for Black & African people but for Asian.
Look at this cuckold degrading himself. What an Uncle Roger.
by TheRealCatKing May 22, 2023
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half-great-great-great-uncle

Great-great-grandparent's half-brother.
half-great-great-great-uncle.
by Zabombini October 5, 2024
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nicolas uncle

by Hsjwhgwhdvdh November 24, 2019
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Uncle Harry's dog

To perform an uncle Harry's dog one must open up the bombing bay and drop a huge dookie in the craphouse
I just been for an uncle Harry's dog
by Holdez January 12, 2022
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Uncle Finger

A game your uncle plays with you as a child when you sit on his lap and a mysterious finger enters your butthole but his hands are over your eyes.
"Dude I played Uncle Finger last night and something was totally there, it was so trippy."
by KleverJester October 10, 2018
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