When you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then firmly grasp the shaft of your penis and have a companion motion it up and down.
Hey Brian! I don’t want to make it weird or anything, but could you give me a Dutch uncle? I’ve got blue balls, and I just bought you Chik Fil A, so you kinda owe me.
by TacoDaav August 31, 2022
 Get the Dutch Unclemug.
Get the Dutch Unclemug. by Chaddy Matty  January 14, 2023
 Get the Uncle Mattmug.
Get the Uncle Mattmug. Uncle Roger is:
1. An Asian person that degrades their own people for white men's approval.
2. Asians who kisses white men's ass.
3. Asian court jester to entertain white men & their fellow subjects.
4. Traitor to his own race and ethnic group.
5. Derogatory term, same as Uncle Tom for Black & African people but for Asian.
1. An Asian person that degrades their own people for white men's approval.
2. Asians who kisses white men's ass.
3. Asian court jester to entertain white men & their fellow subjects.
4. Traitor to his own race and ethnic group.
5. Derogatory term, same as Uncle Tom for Black & African people but for Asian.
by TheRealCatKing May 22, 2023
 Get the Uncle Rogermug.
Get the Uncle Rogermug.  Get the half-great-great-great-unclemug.
Get the half-great-great-great-unclemug. by Hsjwhgwhdvdh November 24, 2019
 Get the nicolas unclemug.
Get the nicolas unclemug. To perform an uncle Harry's dog one must open up the bombing bay and drop a huge dookie in the craphouse
by Holdez January 12, 2022
 Get the Uncle Harry's dogmug.
Get the Uncle Harry's dogmug. A game your uncle plays with you as a child when you sit on his lap and a mysterious finger enters your butthole but his hands are over your eyes.
by KleverJester October 10, 2018
 Get the Uncle Fingermug.
Get the Uncle Fingermug.