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Ninja-rista

or Bar-inja -- A well versed barista who has a plethora of good vibes to offer. Has long "drummer-esque" hair and makes a mean latte. Has broken many glass objects in the past but in order to reconcile with the universe, has since rescued a glass from deaths doorstep.
WOW - Did you see that Ninja-rista. He caught that glass so fast!
Good catch Ninja-rista.
by MoneyBeanZ May 12, 2021
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Ninja Noob

A queen that everyone should definitely simp for and if not what's the point of your existence
Let me be your door mat Ninja Noob
by I live in New Jersey September 1, 2021
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Tim Ninja

Like a true friend he gives a shit 5% of the time, raises hell 30% of the time, and can piss you off 65% of the time. But good time,Promise
by TeeJ2319 July 2, 2021
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Ninja-ed

Verb
1. Generally used in online gaming, describes the action of completly disspearing from someone's sight while fighting him. After the person dissapears, he generally owns the guy he dodged.
Holy crap dude! That guy just Ninja-ed me. WTF
by Hitokiri0Kenshin April 26, 2006
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Shit Ninja

He who shits in close proximity to others without being noticed.
Guy 1: Who in the hell shit on my shoe?

Guy 2: Looks like we have a Shit Ninja on our hands!
by ksarmyguy December 22, 2008
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Sneaky ninja

When a guy has another guy insert into his girl making her think that it is him, while he quietly slips out the door to wave at her thought the window outside
She was so confused after i pulled the sneaky ninja on her last night
by Joe Randall June 11, 2008
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Forum Ninja

One of the low-lifes who monitor and manage the pitiable and pathetic bungie.net forums. These poseurs consider themselves ninjas for some unknown reason. They believe they have the ultimate power like in "Naruto" and are "1337 H4x025", when in actuality the are morbidly obese geeks who surf the "interweb" in their mother's basements. Forum Ninja's are pathetic excuses for human beings and need to be taught a lesson by real ninja's and deserve a shuriken to the juggular.
Just go to Bungie.net and get banned, whoever bans you is a forum ninja (pathetic moderator who thinks they are "bad ass".
by Icanhazreconz October 8, 2008
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