by YusufT19 May 12, 2019
Get the Windows NT XPmug. Nate: That girl looks ugly without a mask
Bob25: How do you know?
Nate: I looked though her window!!!!!
Bobthewimp: You are a simp
Bob25: How do you know?
Nate: I looked though her window!!!!!
Bobthewimp: You are a simp
by Indianboi1234 March 17, 2022
Get the Windowmug. by Zakarya9797 November 27, 2023
Get the Window Doodlemug. The best thing during construction. Especially helps with starting arguments with Mac users and calling them a shitbucket.
by tomorrowgalaxy February 20, 2022
Get the Windowsmug. A one-sided hatred for a fandom, usually done through exposure of "cringe" or drama. Named after how stores show a limited range of products through their front window.
by Sweet 'n' Sour Sauce July 22, 2024
Get the Store Windowmug. The very first OS, not DOS, of Microsoft's computers, it was't a big hit, but it can also be known as Windows 1.01 a few days after it's release. The system came in a floppy drive that you can insert into a computer to read and will load the OS, it wasn't a really great operating system, as it was only really availabe to huge businesses and wasn't at first intended for home use. It was also declared too old to be running after Windows XP's release date.
Windows 1.0:
Prodecessor: None
Successor: Windows 1.1x
Release date: November 20, 1985.
End of support date: 2001
Prodecessor: None
Successor: Windows 1.1x
Release date: November 20, 1985.
End of support date: 2001
by ☆★Midas★☆ March 10, 2022
Get the Windows 1.0mug. 1. A malware combination of Spyware and Adware released by Microsoft for "security." To secure your data to data brokers and ads in your start menu, to secure money into Microshit's pocket. An OS used by NPCs who don't know any better and also trust things like Norton and McAfee. See also NPC and Shitware/Shovelware
2. A downgrade for your computer's OS, no matter what you're running. Has retarded hardware requirements because Intel had a deal with Microshit since they were tired of used Haswell CPU machines dominating their oligarchy, and slightly hurting their bottom line.
3. A failed abortion digitalized and used to rape our personal computers.
4. A gateway for Microsoft to do planned obsolescence, clearly taking a note from Apple.
5. Enshittified code that is thrown together by "gay retards" who want to chokehold the tech industry. See also: Google (but post-2020)
6. Shitware that no longer lets you own your computer, or do what you want with it. A digital scourge not describable using any modern language.
7. An excuse to switch to a Linux OS and mail a package of dogshit to Microsoft, who currently has a rapist mentality of forcing their shitty cock into your mouth
8. A disgrace to everything Bill Gates worked for before he left OS development and fantasized about shooting anti-sun dust into the atmosphere.
2. A downgrade for your computer's OS, no matter what you're running. Has retarded hardware requirements because Intel had a deal with Microshit since they were tired of used Haswell CPU machines dominating their oligarchy, and slightly hurting their bottom line.
3. A failed abortion digitalized and used to rape our personal computers.
4. A gateway for Microsoft to do planned obsolescence, clearly taking a note from Apple.
5. Enshittified code that is thrown together by "gay retards" who want to chokehold the tech industry. See also: Google (but post-2020)
6. Shitware that no longer lets you own your computer, or do what you want with it. A digital scourge not describable using any modern language.
7. An excuse to switch to a Linux OS and mail a package of dogshit to Microsoft, who currently has a rapist mentality of forcing their shitty cock into your mouth
8. A disgrace to everything Bill Gates worked for before he left OS development and fantasized about shooting anti-sun dust into the atmosphere.
1.) Person 1 "Hey dude, you upgraded to Windows 11 yet?"
Person 2 "No because I'm not fucking retarded."
2) "Fuck I just lost all my shit because dipfuck Microsoft raped my computer by installing Windows 11 without my consent."
3) Person 1 "I keep getting advertisements about gay, non-binary women on Windows 11. How can you be non-binary and a woman?"
NPC "I think it's nice they're being inclusive while spying on me and spoon-feeding ads to my incapable gaping asshole."
Person 2 "No because I'm not fucking retarded."
2) "Fuck I just lost all my shit because dipfuck Microsoft raped my computer by installing Windows 11 without my consent."
3) Person 1 "I keep getting advertisements about gay, non-binary women on Windows 11. How can you be non-binary and a woman?"
NPC "I think it's nice they're being inclusive while spying on me and spoon-feeding ads to my incapable gaping asshole."
by this websites devs suck ass September 27, 2024
Get the Windows 11mug.