blood pie

When a girl has an unexpected period. and blood cakes the inside of her panties. and she attempts to hide it by having her dog lick her panties clean.

Wow, MCclit, your face looks like a blood pie.

by Dick nipple, dudley gorplove February 21, 2009

foot in the pie

when your prince charming, the hottest man in the universe has you so worked up from feeding you juicy, ripe, sweet pineapple from his unbelievably delicious, godlike face after he has gobbled blueberry pie from your juiced up pussy and he turns you from your spot of lying naked on the dining room table and you put your foot in the unused blueberry pie and realise how so very lucky you are to have stepped in shit to meet this amazing soul that engages you on such a level that no other has ever even approached and sadly probably no one ever will again....and you say a prayer that you can keep engaging him in the same mental and physical way until you can let go of your baggage and reach that peak of all he is with him for a moment of the bliss such a match that only girlish fairy tales tell of and the throne he stands on even just for a moment with him.

Sharon put her foot in the pie when she met her cake boi and hopes he sticks around long enough for her to take full pleasure in that xxx box.

by Squeakie Sharon November 12, 2009

Cold Pie

When you throw a cold pizza on the floor as bait, and the drunk Lake George chit comes to eat it on all fours and you surprise her with a cock in the ass. 2051

The drunk chit from Lake George came by and we gave her a cold pie.

by Dennis658 June 23, 2009

Raspberry Pie

When you buttfuck someone with hemorrhoids.

Marc's butthole was so blown out, but I didn't care; I worked through the hemorrhoids and gave him the best raspberry pie.

by LizCooper September 26, 2017

Man Pie

A man who has had a sex change operation, and is now a woman with a hairy vaginal area.

see "hair pie"

When Jake became Anita, Jason had to eat man pie.

by Baby Mama Tina February 27, 2009

bean pie

To act in the manner of a special ED kid. To be a total waste in many aspects of life.

Man 1: Dude I am going to the Strip Club with a bag full of nickels

Man 2: Man you are a fuckin' bean pie!

by C_Tizzels May 20, 2003

pie eyed

to be pissed, originated from pi**ed, which could almost be pronounced (pie eyed)

"i was completely pie eyed!"

by yogi May 25, 2004