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sewing machine man

a derogatory term used to describe a gay man, 1920s
by raineonme May 17, 2025
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sewing machine man

a derogatory term used for gay men in the 1920s
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Breakfast Machine

Breakfast Machine (noun, slang)

Definition:
A wildly over-complicated, theatrical explanation meant to distract from a simple lie, mistake, or inconvenient truth. Often full of unnecessary details, emotional sidetracks, and implausible logic, it’s used when someone could’ve just said, “I messed up,” but instead built a three-act play with puppets and smoke machines.
1.
“Spare me the breakfast machine and just tell me you were with your ex.”

2.
“That whole story was a damn breakfast machine. I stopped believing it at step four when the dog allegedly called 911.”

3.
“She couldn’t just say she was late—she gave me a breakfast machine involving a flat tire, a sick aunt, and Mercury in retrograde.”
by Angee Maree May 29, 2025
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X-ray machine

The X-Ray machine shows your bones in your body.
by Debskelly1985 April 13, 2023
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za machine

A person that most likely has the name of Emmett, Josh, or Nick and is as random as it gets. They are weird and like to make the light skin face. They are very fun not because of there jokes but because of there stupidity
“You it emmet the za machine,”
“He is so fucking stupid
by Blackniggaberry April 14, 2023
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this machine kills facists

A reference to the john green book “paper towns
That poster in Margo’s room says “this machine kills facists”
by …0o0 April 21, 2023
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Long Island Washing Machine

When a girl is riding your dick and grabs the ceiling fan and spins.
“I told this bitch to sit and spin and she took it literally. I mean she really gave me a Long Island Washing Machine
by asbesito May 4, 2023
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