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smoking a dick

"You must be smoking a dick or something"
by whitepoop February 20, 2018
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Dick In The Exhaust

The act of putting your dick in the exhaust pipe located on the back of cars
person: Bro, my girlfriend didn't wanna have sex last night so i had to pull a Dick In The Exhaust
by cuntnugget9000 December 17, 2016
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a gaggle of dicks

Noun:

1. A cluster fuck of flaccid male genitalia; flopping, spinning, and also (in most cases) participating in a gratuitous amount of group penetration.

A) Often correlated with the traveling group "Dicks For Days" who spend their time nude and "windmilling" for commuters, passer-by's, and pedestrians on the sides of busy highways. Also well known for their delicious crumb cakes.

2. Slang terminology for the flailing motion made by a civilian when the arms and hands are thrown in a "skiing" motion as if the participant was 'balls deep' in a sweaty bukkake.
Noun

1. "Im bored man..." - "Oh i got a shwing shwangin idea dude! lets jump on I-80 and see if we come across a gaggle of dicks!" - "FLOP YEAH MAN!"

2. When that douche bag you thoroughly dislike slips on black ice, you get to yell "You looked like you were catching a gaggle of dicks!" with a smarmy smile on your face, and then proceed to promptly resume previous business.
by stewpoowoo March 3, 2014
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Verbal Dick

To talk serious crap to someones face so that they have nothing more to say and they shutup.
Person1: shut yo fat ass up!
Person2: Nile turn yo short ass around over there looking like an umpa lumpa.
Person1: ....(silent)......
Person2: I just gave Nile the Verbal Dick
by Camacamanana March 11, 2010
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lotta dick

by Tonythetiler February 5, 2021
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Andy Dick

An actor with the most fitting last name of all time.
Andy Dick is literally and figuratively a Dick.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 31, 2021
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Dick in the Mud

When someone is not only a stick in the mud, but they don't want you to have any fun either. When someone is not happy for you to have fun unless there is something in it for them.
"Hey, since we're not doing anything, I'm going to Vegas for a girls weekend!"
"Fine, I'll just stay here all alone and lonely."
"Don't be such a Dick in the mud."
by Bosslady23 July 31, 2014
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