A short man who circumcised his penis at the age of 18. He sells children to the FBI in exchange for movie tickets. His daughter is a naughty whore who eats frogs and rabbits every day.
He has a theme song that goes:
My name is Circumcised Dan and I live alone, I still like to bone and moan alone.
He has a theme song that goes:
My name is Circumcised Dan and I live alone, I still like to bone and moan alone.
by Littleweiny22 August 26, 2023
Get the Circumcised Danmug. A hairy lifeform from the south who supports canadians in every way possible. has been known to complain of being tired and go to bed early. Sometimes can be seen with an alien and a guido. VERY RARE speciman...
Guy 1: Did you just see that thing pass out under a tree?
Guy 2: Yeah, it must have been the elusive Dan sasqwatch.
Man, i need to shave my pubes, im turing into a real dan sasqwatch.
Guy 2: Yeah, it must have been the elusive Dan sasqwatch.
Man, i need to shave my pubes, im turing into a real dan sasqwatch.
by bucketkilla November 8, 2008
Get the dan sasqwatchmug. He is a Mexican and lost his green care and refuses to admit he's gay when he humps his pillow every night
Dan is a Mexican
by 1w3 Steve Stevensville October 29, 2021
Get the Danmug. I want to sleep like dan
by Dr.morfy July 16, 2021
Get the Danmug. plat-n-uh m, plat-nuh m
a heavy, grayish-white, highly malleable and ductile metallic element, resistant to most chemicals, practically unoxidizable except in the presence of bases, and fusible only at extremely high temperatures: used for making chemical and scientific apparatus, as a catalyst in the oxidation of ammonia to nitric acid, and in jewelry. Symbol: Pt; atomic weight: 195.09; atomic number: 78; specific gravity: 21.5 at 20°C.
a light, metallic gray with very slight bluish tinge when compared with silver.
a heavy, grayish-white, highly malleable and ductile metallic element, resistant to most chemicals, practically unoxidizable except in the presence of bases, and fusible only at extremely high temperatures: used for making chemical and scientific apparatus, as a catalyst in the oxidation of ammonia to nitric acid, and in jewelry. Symbol: Pt; atomic weight: 195.09; atomic number: 78; specific gravity: 21.5 at 20°C.
a light, metallic gray with very slight bluish tinge when compared with silver.
by CarryPotter April 27, 2018
Get the Danmug. by Damm boy March 29, 2020
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Get the Dirty Danmug.