Meth Magic

When a meth head appears out of no where

Yo I coulda sworn they stepped out for a second how did I not notice them walk past me beaming ? Meth magic bro

by Mrdancodered94 October 08, 2022

the funky magic dick party

A first discovery in infinite craft that i am very proud of
It is a strip party where people with absurdly long dicks, dance to funk music

Hey Theo, you coming to the funky magic dick party? oh wait i forgot that you are way too fucking short

by thiccjim March 06, 2024

magic bullet

A magic bullet is a blender that has never been used to process food, and rather used in the processing of drugs

"bro dont tell me you've ever used your magic bullet as a blender before, i know its bullshit"

by QFRSSaddle September 16, 2022

Meat Market Magic

When the unthinkable happens that no one saw coming on the dating scene

Jessa: I can’t believe you got with her.

Nick: It was Meat Market Magic. Hope no one sold me short.

by Slabshack January 10, 2019

Magic Using Junta

Someone who is a heavy liar, or is over confidant in themselves, to the point of extremism. Derives from a fake Yu-Gi-Oh card called "Black Cows Magician".

Bro, Will was Being such a Magic Using Junta today.

by V1rginEarz February 26, 2024

magic beanie

a hat used to hide keys with, possibly even used to stow away other small objects.

usually kept in a coat pocket, can be worn on head when not in use.

man, I cant find my scale is it with your keys?
Where, in a magic beanie I carry in my pocket?

by Pseudohigh February 10, 2012

Magic Johnson Cure

A problem that goes away because you have lots of money

I needed a new car but my dads a lawyer so I have a magic Johnson cure.

by FuckingWizard April 18, 2019