Dry David

A dry david is the opposite of a wet willy. It is when you stick your dry finger and insert it into someone's ear and twist.

Zack just gave Marco a dry david.

by Sea Horse June 21, 2010

David’s Mom

The act of bending over David’s mother and blowing her back out with the boys and then go full bukkake.

Joe: yo! You wanna go see David’s mom?

Mark: More like rail David’s Mom

by Pimpdaddyslayer September 3, 2021

David B

The best boyfriend ever

I want a boyfriend like David B

by JillSaysHI August 20, 2020

David McKeown

A local Lexington, KY celebrity who will only leave his room wearing a nice dress jacket and jeans. Drinks a lot of Bourbon and Coke and 50 cent beers. Also a huge fan of the shocker.

"You see that David McKeown over there by the bar?",
"Yeah. He only wished he could score as many girls as David McKeown."

by B Workman November 8, 2008

David Warkentin

Born 1991: Frontman of the band Mullet and the Mischief Makers. He is known for his mullet, guitar skills, and good looks.

Did you see David Warkentin rip it up at the Mullet and the Mischief Makers show last night?

by Danger Dave W February 11, 2010

david joshua

He's a good person with a good personality that will always be on your side no matter what

David Joshua is my friend

by Ali is awesome April 26, 2017

David Gregor

A tragic hero who, after accidently killed his father, travels the northeast states. Well known by people of those states.

David Gregor hits like a girl

by PointlessGuy January 1, 2009