ding dong bing bong

mONOKUMA WHAT THE FUCK NOW

*DIng dong bing bong* "A body has been discovered!-"

by some pansexual May 7, 2021

bathtub toilet water dong

The act of putting your dong in the toilet and transferring it to the bathtub filled with water.

When I was at home, I had to take a shit. After I was done shitting, I gad to rinse my dong in the water of the tub. Then was born a new batch of bathtub toilet water dong

by Fart dong December 6, 2021

mcding dong

person who is idiotic, or doesn't use common sense.

Hey Mcding dong you need to stop fucking the cat.

by fuckmedaddywithyourlongdong November 18, 2017

dong kai

a donkey who likes doing a lot of work for no reason. maybe just to please others

oh my, peter's such a dong kai, i hope jonathan will be like dat too!

by 0.o whaT??? September 5, 2008

Willy wank dingle dong doodler

A string of words describing a penis

"put ur willy wank dingle dong doodler away!"

by REVGHOST October 1, 2022

swongle my dong

1. to jack off violently

2. to excite in a way that's almost erotic

1. "Dude I'm gonna swongle my dong so hard later my dick's gonna fall off."

2. "Holy crap that movie swongled my dong."

by DongSwongler April 14, 2021

dong slider

A women who simply tends to slide upon dongs.

Jenna: God, Ben looks so good over there, I just wanna smash.
Brenda: Jesus Jenna, you're such a dong slider.

by 4kaDay April 19, 2018